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Ran a load of laundry, and a load of dishes, and have been in bed, and yawns are starting to commence.

Typed that last night And was out before I could hit post. A good night sleep full of dreams.

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The Wanderer's avatar

That was fast. The Weather Service just upgraded Milton to a Cat 3 hurricane.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

I should be safe in SW Germany, but there is another hurricane meandering its way northward from the equator and the models have it directly hitting the W coast of France. Two dots later it's over our fucking house.

Laugh as you will, but a couple decades ago one of these happened to hit England and fucked things up pretty well before it crapped out.

Global warming anyone?

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, that'll be Hurricane Kirk.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Kirk is why my offshore-capable sonar mapping boat is at the dock instead of working.

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Resource NW's avatar

The phrase "Not a good sign" comes to mind.

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The Wanderer's avatar

No, it is not.

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MorganX's avatar

FUCK.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Which is why I named a journal entry for this storm 'BOHICA.'

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MorganX's avatar

???

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The Wanderer's avatar

Bend

Over

Here

It

Comes

Again

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Fog of Jen's avatar

oh man.

Are you in the way? Do you have a place to go?

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The Wanderer's avatar

I'm not on the coast, but I would be affected by all of the projected tracks. I'm also at 151 feet above sea level, so local flooding's not an issue.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Flooding is bad, but the entire house getting blown to tatters is something else.

:hugs: please be safe, Wanderer, we love you.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Thank you. :-)

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

It’s getting near the boiling hot water just offshore. Hope you’re ready as can be.

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MorganX's avatar

Health and *yaaawwwn* Safety Weirdo Update!

Inadequate sleep but did some useful things, like 200reps ballet crap, 140reps abs, 110 triceps.

Having a little salad with some non-fat Greek Yo and water-packed tuna, oatmilk latte, b/c virtuous!

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MorganX's avatar

A thing I got for my birthday yesterday, on request. SO HAPP. πŸ₯°

https://substack.com/@morganx/note/c-71689927?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=36ip5l

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Happy belated natal day.

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MorganX's avatar

Grazie!

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Craig Nixon's avatar

🍷🍝

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Belated birthday wishes, Morgan

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MorganX's avatar

TY!!

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JustPixelz's avatar

All the best people are born in October. We're all winners while the non-October, non-Libra people get Participant trophies.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I blame winter in January

/spoken as a probable christmas present

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MorganX's avatar

Crackling fire, snuggling, staying indoors....... going to bed early!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

My November siblings did not like to be reminded that a certain heart shaped day was almost exactly 9 months before their birthdays (same day, years apart. Go, dad, go!)

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MorganX's avatar

HUZZAH!!!

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Ipso's avatar

Happy belated birthday!

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tehbaddr's avatar

How did that happen and we didn't know about it? You are due some spankings!

Congrats on another successful circumnavigation of Sol!

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MorganX's avatar

I kept it on the pretty down-low! I do not accept spankings! You can pinch, though!

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MorganX's avatar

Ouchouchouch!!!!

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Cheers Y'all's avatar

Happy Birthday!

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MorganX's avatar

TY! *does little dance*

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Happy birthday!

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MorganX's avatar

TYVM! 😺

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Gee, you would not know it from the news that Harris ever does a rally. But they make sure to cover every word of Trump's, inside and out, constantly.

A quick direct google search of "harris rally" brings me the following headlines:

Harris Begins Media Blitz as Trump Holds Rally in Wisconsin:

Trump held rally in Wisconsin; Harris, Walz plan media rounds this week

Elon Musk Joins Trump Rally,

What the Polls Are Really Saying (oh, Politico, never change)

A quick direct search for trump rally brings up about 10 more results, and all of them about a Trump rally.

Weird how that is since the same The Press assured us if Biden did not step down it would Doom The Nation.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

they're not letting him.

They're cheering him on

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Darth Trad's avatar

Holy crap..... nine years ago.... and NOTHING has changed....

https://substack.com/profile/155751600-darth-trad/note/c-71688633

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I'm sofa king tired of it.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Category 2 now.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

Tracking a bit farther south as compared to yesterday. Of course, y'all just whip out a Sharpie and fix that right up!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, I'm not a 78-year-old demented old bullfruit with blood the consistency of pudding.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Why I hate football: an essay

It is not the cute uniforms. It is not the fans, per se, nor the players for the most part. It is not the almost cultish behavior it inspires in some of its fans, nor that the talking heads still won't stop blowing Tom Brady even though dude is now retired. It is not even the gameplay (although I could do without a mind destroying bloodsport in general, so perhaps a bit of the gameplay).

No, it is personal. It is because during the football season, on the football nights, husband will forget himself and have a grand old time, never mind that when he over imbibes like that, he forgets to wear his mouth guard and grinds his fucking teeth all night long, at irregular intervals, so I cannot even relegate it to white noise as I do his snoring.

Add to that the entire sleep apnea thing wherein he stops breathing and wakes me up in fear he is dying (bout 3-4 times per night, he refuses the cpap and the oral appliance both) and it makes for a mondo grumpy me come cat breakfast. Mind, I do a job that entails hours of physical labor per day- like lugging around weight, through overgrown woods, and digging holes. Time for our monthly "use it or sleep somewhere else, or I am going to quit my job because I can no longer do it" discussion.

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JustPixelz's avatar

Doctors and medical people keep asking me if I have sleep apnea. I answer: "I live alone. How would I know?" Waking up in fear I am dying would be a clue! That doesn't happen to me (the waking up part; the fear part remains untested).

FWIW, I heard of an iPhone app ("Sleep Cycle") that monitors sleep by listening or some such. Then reports snoring, tossing, murderous rampages by angry spouses, etc. Perhaps an option for Siri to say, "STOP IT!"

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Fog of Jen's avatar

You do not, as far as I know, wake up knowing you were not breathing. He never does.

He just stops breathing, which wakes me up, so I poke him in the side and it makes him gasp and start again.

I will, one day, wake up next to a corpse.

I think there are other symptoms for you to be able to tell- like waking up groggy and being cloud minded all day is one of them. Also, slipping cognitive functions, and not just forgetting where you put your keys, but like moments of forgetting where you are even if you are in your own house sort of thing.

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JustPixelz's avatar

Thank you!

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Bobathonic's avatar

Start waking him up in the middle of the night, for no reason.

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MorganX's avatar

*hee hee hee hee*

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JustPixelz's avatar

Not to pry too much, but did you second follow-up scan? R U OK?

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MorganX's avatar

Not yet, will make an appt today! TY, dear fren! Doc thought it was likely fine, but being careful, and it relieved my mind immensely.

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JustPixelz's avatar

At first I thought you meant Dok Zoom and was about tell you he's a doctor of rhetoric. That makes him better qualified than the current Surgeon General of Florida but probably not someone you should trust for medical assessment. Then I re-read your reply. I need to make appt with eye doktor!

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MorganX's avatar

😹

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Or he could remember to wear his stupid mouth guard, as he does on nights he does not get totally soused.

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edit: or, even, not get totally soused

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MorganX's avatar

:-(

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Fog of Jen's avatar

It's all good, I am just bitchin XD

We do have to have that discussion once a month though. Of course, when I say discussion, what I mean is me going FUCK DUDE

mostly

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MorganX's avatar

What about going, "COUCH, DUDE."

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Fog of Jen's avatar

We have a spare room XD Hence the "sleep somewhere else"

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Good morning, all. (coffees)

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Well, they both being with the same LETTER ... that's pretty good for a Monday! (too uncaffeinated to click the right one)

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The Wanderer's avatar

(grins) Good morning!

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

Hurricane Milton Advisory Number 8

NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL142024

400 AM CDT Mon Oct 07 2024

...MILTON STRENGTHENING OVER THE SOUTHERN GULF OF MEXICO...

...STORM SURGE AND HURRICANE WATCHES ISSUED FOR PORTIONS OF

FLORIDA...

https://hurricane.terrapin.com/text/1009978700537921538

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

Boy, I sure can't wait for MAGA to overthrow America and eliminate the NOAA so I can finally stop seeing all this fearmongering about fake climate alarmism. It's really stressing me out. /s

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Resource NW's avatar

I am sure private enterprise will step in. Perhaps Starlink can activate the cameras on its satellites. You know, like the ones on your computer and phone that are always on... watching.... listening.../s (but is it really /s?)

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Nothing a box of Sharpies won't put right.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

Sharpies are imported! We won't have them due to TARIFF!!!

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Mysterysurf's avatar

At this point, we'll be lucky if it's only Cat 4 when it makes landfall.

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The Wanderer's avatar

The forecast models have it weakening from Cat 4 to Cat3 before landfall Wednesday night, and immediately erode to Cat 1 status by 2 AM Thursday.

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Eileen's avatar

I like THAT!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Well, that's the forecast models; the Cat 1 status would be while the storm is still over the peninsula.

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Resource NW's avatar

What will drop it down to cat one is all the water... dropping ... on Florida.

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The Wanderer's avatar

(looks at the NHC track, sighs) I absolutely fucking hate when a tropical system goes through at night.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

The news isn't getting any better, that's for sure.

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The Wanderer's avatar

No, it is not. I keep eyeing the cold front north of Milton and wishing that it'd drop lower; the storm's circulation will draw in cooler, drier air and weaken the system.

But it doesn't look like that's happening.

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tek's avatar

still a wary eye on the hurricane. might start trying to close some storm shutters today.

All I want from the teevee is weather info, without all the scary political ads.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Take a 12-gauge to your TV and just put this up on your computer.

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?start#contents

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Bobathonic's avatar

Like a common Elvis Presley!

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MorganX's avatar

Or, you could just, y'know, unplug it.

I would unplug it. Don't want to scare kittehs and doggos.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

He looked so dumb. What is that weenus running his "campaign"? Steve something?

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The Wanderer's avatar

Steve Cheung, I think. A right piece of work, too.

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pstokk's avatar

So I saw Megalopolis last night. It's a mess. Unwatchable basically, although I watched it.

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Darth Trad's avatar

Bloom County, 2015:

https://substack.com/@darthtrad/note/c-71685139

He actually predicted RFK jnr.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Nothing new. Been around since the Tree of Catch-22 in Eden.

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Tza's avatar

Bit anxious about something stupid happening at work today for the anniversary of 10/7. Why, you might ask, because Congress isn't even in.

They weren't in for the biggest "ceasefire" protest this winter either. That nearly shut down the building for like two hours. It's not about Congress, it's about attention and disruption. Who cares if you're only affecting tourists?

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Bobathonic's avatar

I hope your day is uneventful.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Keith Olbermann is ranting about Elon Musk this morning.

IT'S TIME TO CANCEL MUSK'S GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS: https://youtu.be/Zf4gQedkLxM

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Bobathonic's avatar

Excuse me. I know because of all the links I see here, that twitter is the only reliable and thorough source of information. These presented tidbits of info *cannot* be found ANYWHERE except twitter.

So gawd bless Ellunge Musk for his service to humanity.

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Bobathonic's avatar

That's what HE said.

The Crew will not allow Hammy to post twitter lynx even if he wanted to.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Phfbptbptbptbptbptpbtbptbptttfffsstttfft!!

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

A nice idea, but SpaceX is basically the only functional launch service, and Starlink the only satellite internet.

The government slept on preventing a single company run by a lunatic capture not one but *two* mission-critical infrastructure domains, and now we're stuck with it for the foreseeable future.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

SpaceX, fine. We don't need satellite internet, and no, Starlink isn't the only one.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Not to mention, monopolizing the launching so you can be the one to launch the satelites and then hoard THAT role, seems like...a monopoly to me. Like he is getting taxpayer money to do that launch shit- those satellites ought to be available for some competition by now

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Nationalize it. It will be painful to do now but far less painful than living with the consequences of not doing it now. But!! And this is a big but: Nobody is going to listen to me. So don't worry. It will be okay...

But I do retain the right to say "I told you so."

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Blamethrower:  The Weirdening's avatar

I'm in team #NationalizeMostIndustries

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Fog of Jen's avatar

All

ALL of them. Every single last damn one of em. Our prosperity as a nation and our well being as a people should not be beholden to rich fuckers deciding if they want to destroy a company today or let it live.

/but I am a commie

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Nationalize some critical industries and REGULATE the shit out of all of them. Fuck them if they don't like regulations. Something must be done to stem the **EVIL** that is caused by out of control greed.

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Blamethrower:  The Weirdening's avatar

Insurance, airlines, telecom etc. Would make great starts.

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