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SomeBeanz's avatar

I don’t live in Canada, and Loblaw’s doesn’t carry origami paper. If I did and they did, I would definitely shoplift from them.

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agony's avatar

I don't usually shop at any of those stores anyway, so boycott doesn't affect me much. I mostly buy my food at independent or small chain bakers, butchers, produce markets, etc. or Safeway.

But when I have shopped at Loblaws stores, the prices are not noticeably higher than at any other big supermarket, so I suspect the reality is not that Loblaws is terrible, but that they are all terrible.

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I'm immediately reminded of the DeMoulas/Market Basket kerfuffle here in MA/NH as an example that it IS possible to push back against grocery chains successfully.

Groceries are a critical but low-margin business, so consumers really can force their hand when they get pissed off enough to do so.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Monday poppy little diddy that has me tapping my toes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIGIWKfbUiw

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

Percy was just tearing around, as one does, and skidded on one of our area rugs and got his claw stuck in it.

So when he tried to move away, he was dragging it around the floor XD

Dude, they're retractable, try it sometime

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

All cats are idiots in that regard. I've never had a stuck cat pause and think "oh yeah, I can get myself out of this mess easily." Instead it's always a pulling/ruining motion.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

That happens to Penis every day. (Penis is a cat)

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

That is an amazing name for a cat XD

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

His name was originally Peanut, which after some years we decided was too boring.

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Edit: I helped him of course. Instead of recording his distress for internet fame.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Trying to get to Wonkette today and getting a "too many requests" message from my browser. Heck to the yeah, Wonkette is a popular morning stop. (Yeah, yeah, it's a Substack issue, but that ruins the joke)

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memzilla's avatar

Oh, *I* got requests: MOAR SHNACKSIES FOR KITTEHS!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I just came from putting a warm-up in my coffee and three of my cats *just happened* to be swinging by at the same time, and oh, you are near the cabinet where the treats are kept, would it be too much to ask if you put a few out for us?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Kitty radar.

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memzilla's avatar

Were they all whistling "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien"?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝘛𝘩𝘦 22-𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳-𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭’𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘴, 𝘢 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥.

𝗙𝗶𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗜-𝟵𝟱 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝘂𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝘀, 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀

https://www.greenwichtime.com/news/article/csp-fiery-i-95-crash-unfolded-sports-car-tried-19439533.php

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Bobathonic's avatar

I'm hung up on someone calling a Camaro a sports car.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Well, I guess compared to a Chevy Chevette, it is?

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meh's avatar

A Camaro is a Malibu with bodywork, more or less. The F-body cars evolved a bit from their antecedents which were just, once again, Novas (feels funny; should it be novae?) or Chevelles with slightly different bodywork, but they’ve never behaved particularly well.

They can be made into sports cars - have a friend who has a business doing just that - but by and large they’re slightly rattly family cars with interiors that reflect Chevrolet’s conception of the owner, which is not high up on the economic scale and given to lavish and occasionally tacky displays.

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

Fuck being cowboys, mommas should not let their babies grow up to drive sports cars

At least until they are steady middle aged folks

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meh's avatar

Nothing wrong with a sports car. Lots is wrong with the commonly-accepted meme that cars can serve as proxies for young mens’ potency…..it makes no sense and falls into the “ownership of object will make me cool” meme bucket, which always fails to prove true.

This is why we get guys, some young, sadly many not young, who lack any social skills, trying to use their car to get dates….or the same people buying a Stratocaster and amp and thinking that ownership makes them cool (e.g., they cannot play it but they show it off in a vain attempt to be associated with the object’s perceived social cachet).

The idea of ownership - which is sort of passive - vs mastery (of a skill) pervades the culture, and represents the triumph of marketing over common sense.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

"The idea of ownership - which is sort of passive - vs mastery (of a skill) pervades the culture, and represents the triumph of marketing over common sense."

I hope I remember this because it is genuinely wise.

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meh's avatar

Thank you kindly for the kind words!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Sports cars or even cars at all. My eldest nephews are both in their mid 20's now, both have had accidents with cars and are lucky to be alive. And they still both text while driving. Oy. There is a reason actuarial charts have young males at a higher insurance rate than all the rest of the driving population.

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

Mine eldest drives more safely than I do XD Should see 'er hands firmly on that wheel, eyes ahead, going 5 under at all times

Drives me bonkers

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The *only* thing good about this whole situation is that no one was hurt.

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

holy shit, struck a tanker on 95 and no one was hurt?

Where was this, Providence?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

A tanker filled with 8,500 gallons of gasoline that caught fire. It happened in Norwalk ... about 12 miles up I-95 from us. Closed I-95 both directions until yesterday morning.

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

I was making a providence joke and you ruined it.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

It's Monday ... I get a pass.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Zoomers. Fukkin zoomers.

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meh's avatar

Oh, our generation had our fair share of issues, no doubt.

I lost people due to youthful craziness too.

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Noem will not stop talking until literally everyone on earth hates her guts. It’s quite the spectacle

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R. Riddle's avatar

Noem is a damaged person. She's going to double-down on everything because the outside world is destroying delusions and the protective coating of lies she's put up around herself to protect her ego. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump picked her as his VP candidate, simply because the have many of the same psychological issues in common and can enable each other.

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ZorPern's avatar

A spiral into a hell of their own making.

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

I think he's picking a white dude. The scuttlebutt is his camp already sent a gee we wanted to pick you but we can't thing already

I figure they were looking for an excuse

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R. Riddle's avatar

I was thinking more of what Trump wants personally, rather than his "handlers" who try to mitigate the damage he does to himself.

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

Precisely what I am thinking XD They for sure would want him to pick a POC or a woman, but he disrespects both and does not see them as equals at all.

Hence his last go round he had two Women, one in charge of education and the other a press spox, and one black guy who he dropped into Hud despite him being an actual brain surgeon.

This is not a man who picks either for his VP I figure

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

And plus Elaine Chao in Transportation.

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meh's avatar

That was nominally a sop to McConnell, very little more.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I think he'll pick another Casper Milquetoast. Probably extract some loyalty hoo-ha from them.

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I am wondering if he'll pull a stunt and go with some (relatively young, gotta be 35) Twitter star

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justifiable's avatar

Not a chance. The one thing an aging pathological narcissist fears is younger narcissists that might eclipse them, both in age and popularity - any such person is a direct threat to them. No one who could pull focus and demonstrate to Drumph that he is not, in fact, the center of the universe, will be tolerated.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Chris Rufo.

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MRK's avatar

Enough performative assholery and she might win back some right wingers. It's a long shot, given how deep she dug her hole here, but it's the only chance she's got.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The republican party has been reduced to appealing to the WORST in American society to succeed. How fucked up is that?

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

The term of art for that kind of government is "kakistocracy."

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I wonder how many of them are even aware it's where they are.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

From looking around and at the media, I'd say not very many.

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

I like how even the worst is like....shit, don't shoot puppies in the face

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Tina Mouse's avatar

That is better than shooting your family dog because it embarrassed you.

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pstokk's avatar

What again?

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

which would still be a better PR move than Noem's book

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I actually thought Noem was one of the smarter republicans. She is doing her damnedest to disavow me of that notion.

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Blamethrower:  The Weirdening's avatar

She is. But that's the lowest of bars.

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

She can’t restrain her inner psychopath

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I fear for her children.

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Blamethrower:  The Weirdening's avatar

She can't even use net connections to get them cushy jobs... :(

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WasX's avatar

❤️

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, my breakfast date for this morning canceled, as I expected, so I am 0/2 for May, which is still not on track to beat my worst month ever which was back in 2014 when, in one month, I had TWELVE dates cancel and/or flake in one month. I see people complain about how hard it is to get a date, but that's no problem for me, my problem is that they don't show up or (more courteously) cancel. And so thank you all for letting me whine, for dating really is as horrible as you all remember.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Hey, I have a bowl of cinnamon Life with your name on it, any time.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

To complete the modern dating experience, you have whine on Tik-Tok or Xhitter ...

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I don't have either of those.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝘖𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 you're not one of the new cool kids!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

GOD DON'T ACT LIKE I AM UNAWARE!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I try to imagine dating in this age and at this point in my life. I can't.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Yeah, the ones who have their shit together are all still married. -_-

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Schmannity's avatar

This is the week of the National Lampoon Motion for Vacation of Speakership.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Do they have a dog hostage?

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Schmannity's avatar

Not since the gravel pit.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

So republican representatives count as dog hostages?

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Real dogs would make better representatives than republicans do.

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tek's avatar

Oh just bite me.

Being excited isn't the issue here.

The US as we know it is.

𝑂𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 2 𝑖𝑛 10 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑒𝑥𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝐵𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛 (21%) 𝑜𝑟 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 (25%) 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑛 𝐴𝑃-𝑁𝑂𝑅𝐶 𝐶𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑃𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐 𝐴𝑓𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑠 𝑅𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ. 𝑂𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒-𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑣𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2024/05/05/nation/denial-uncertainty-are-looming-over-biden-trump-rematch-6-months-out-election-day/

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Louder just because omg: IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EXCITING.

For fuck sakes, we need to teach civics.

It is a citizen's duty to vote.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

1800 — the first time Americans were convinced it was a race between the lesser of two evils.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

I don't remember hearing about being excited to vote for Jimmy Carter or for Ronald Reagan in 1980, the first presidential election I was eligible to vote. In fact, I don't remember hearing about being excited to vote for any candidate until 2016. The pollsters and the media are broken.

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

I was VERY excited for Bamz

Though the second round it was more white knuckle hopium than excitement

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Bamz was the most excited I was for any candidate, but all of my votes counted just as much as mine for Bamz, that included Dukakis (I literally held my nose to vote for him).

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

lol way to bury the lede, Boston Globe

That is more significant for Trump because people who vote for Biden /are not doing it for excitement/ while people who vote for Trump are.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

And the fact that Donnie is losing even his core cult members must be why that blonde lady keeps printing those "rah rah" articles for him. Have to keep the toddler happy.

[I can't imagine having that job. How degrading and soul-crushing must that be]

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Bobathonic's avatar

What a jerb, attending to the world's biggest spoiled brat. She must have been hella evil in a prior life.

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

She was a spin instructor. Very sad.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Like the cycling kind of spinning or the spin-around-in-the-yard-until-you-fall-down kind of spinning?

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noname's avatar

Spin doctor?

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

I do not know, it was a joke from Schitt's Creek XD

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

Anecdotal: we took 1 north yesterday from VCC, because fuck 95 (It was borked, like normal) and that stretch of Hanover there the last 2 elections were ALL about Trump.

Like gigantic signs and flags and all that.

Yesterday there was 1 very very very faded tiny yard sign. And five for Nikki.

Even with 13% or whatever it is of our youngs deciding not to vote (can't say enough how overstated that thing is, it is not even most the protesters, the press as normal is blowing it out of proportion, but I digress) if 20-30% of the GOP does not bother to show up in November, we're good to go.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Sorry that a competent President is NOT giving y'all vote boners.

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

Going into his second term, we were treated to the endless polls about the enthusiasm gap also

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Lance Thrustwell's avatar

"would you like this piece of unbuttered toast, or would you rather eat this bucket of steaming pig manure?"

"Gee, I dunno. The toast just isn't very exciting."

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Bobathonic's avatar

I want my government to be BORING. The last thing I want is excitement in government. If you want excitement, go to a sporting event or a movie or a show. Fucking idiots.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Today is 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗡𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝘆

Thank a nurse!

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I do that daily. Give Mrs Land Shark my virtual hug.

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Morning all! ☕️

Here is your calendar for today: https://catandcalendarlady.substack.com/p/today-is-may-6-2024-monday

#Worldle #836 (06.05.2024) X/6 (81%)

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𝘛𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘏𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺: 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 (2023)

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

You like that? I call him Queen Charles, LOL!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

I love that!

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Bobathonic's avatar

Cheatmoar!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Somebody has to be the worst. : )

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Bobathonic's avatar

Someone is worse, they just won't post their grey boxes!

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Good morning!

#Worldle #836 (06.05.2024) 2/6 (100%)

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I didn't cheat, but it's lucky that I avoided a total blank on the bonii.

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

You're not cheating.

I'm definitely cheating.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I knew right where to look on the map, I just draw a blank on names.

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BosGrl's avatar

Same! Tried every you-know-what [damn, I miss being able to do spoilers] in that area.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I also don't know my town's street names, but I know where to turn. 🤪

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Cheating, it's what's for breakfast

#Worldle #836 (06.05.2024) 2/6 (100%)

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