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JW's avatar

As horrible a person as Owens is, I really do hope someone who gives a shit about her intervenes and gets her some help.

Pixeloid's avatar

Pretty sure our cats like us, or at least seem to enjoy our company and watch what we're doing. Maybe they're time-traveling "Deep State™" (((globalist))) cyborgs that just look like cats. We've never seen them wear Fruit of the Loom, so that's probably important somehow.

Amy Nemetz's avatar

Man, I feel bad for the government agents tasked with tracking my gifted middle school program. Those extra art classes and taking algebra a year early were a devious way to indoctrinate us into...what, exactly?

Mark Linimon's avatar

When did being stupid become a virtue?

Bleedy Hart's avatar

This woman is battier than a cave in a Stephen King novel.

ERISunveiled's avatar

I had to look up the Fruit of the Loom thing and it's fucking with my head.

The version everyone is saying is fake is what I also remember. So where the fuck did the fake one come from?

kckitty's avatar

OMG, I have GOT TO FIGURE OUT A GRIFT because I am basically unemployable. And my dad just died and he DID NOT LEAVE ME millions! Isn't that the first requirement??? lol

GrannysKnitting's avatar

that she feels like an alien is interesting. she is acting out her alienation from the dissonance between her 'values' and her cultural reality (basically all that stuff we describe about her as self hate etc) and acknowledging that the world does not make sense to her because she can't reconcile that. ck's "i'm a time traveller" sounds like more trolling/justification for the trolling (or another facet of the cognitive dissonance) but with candice i'm curious if this whole 'i'm an alien' thing will lead to her getting worse (more kooky) or if she'll come to understand that her 'values' can't match reality and she needs to change (probably not, lets be honest)

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

So, the cornucopia killed Charlie?

About the only thing I agree with Candace is that this planet is ghetto, I'm of the mind that the Universe is swarming with intelligent life and we've been visited many times but the consensus out there is that we are a bad neighborhood.

JaiShai's avatar

I totally get it!! I have be saying since he was assassinated he was killed by a time traveler who was preventing the timeline were the rise of the ACN (American Christian Nationalist) movement causes a Nuclear Holocaust to prematurely herald Rapture. Candace Owens adds a new perspective to the story!! Thank you for your candid reporting Candace! The truth is out there!! It will always come out in the end!!

Bleedy Hart's avatar

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Timberjack's avatar

Is she psychotic or is it just a total grift.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

When I heard she had a theory on Kirk's murder, I assumed she said it was the Macron's trying to kill her and they missed

Hirightnow's avatar

Are you sure that's this timeline?

If she's skipping across probabilities, it might well have been The Mekon, and then only Dan Dare could save her.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

She has already claimed the Macrons want to have her killed which makes no sense when they are suing her. They can't garnish her future earnings if she is dead.

https://thehill.com/video/candace-owens-colleagues-concerned-after-allegations-that-macros-want-to-assassinate-her-rising/11295649/

Brian Parrott's avatar

Candice Owen’s is your cousin who has a couple of screws loose. What is she doing in media?

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Getting sued by the Macrons.

LilJerseyGirlLost/Lori H's avatar

WOW!! Candy Girl is BATSHIT CRAZY!!! She is THIS CRAZY, and people listen to her, watch her, for reasons other than pointing and laughing?? WOW!! Nah, she's no Candy Girl, not sweet a'tall, just couldn't think of good nicknamer. Maybe because, wait for it.....she's an illegal ALIEN!! She said so herself, right?

Thorn Spike's avatar

Candace’s “permanent record” must be an eye opener.

Thom Moon's avatar

Talk about "a member of the lunatic fringe!" She certainly fills the bill.