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J. Gerbil's avatar

I still feel guilty about buying certain items at the grocery store. I am also German.

Gary_Seven's avatar

Just like where is my Soros check????

Duckler's avatar

And he gets all of that done from his basement. I mean, when he's not doing all of the gaffes at public events.

wmpmacm's avatar

The hand that will rock the cradle will rule her world

DDB9000's avatar

"...the effective use of her eyelashes..."What does she do? Does she take them off and give them to the other people?

Dr. Rags's avatar

That's kind of like another revisionist attempt by creationists to justify the adam and eve deal. They claim that A and E were the first humans endowed with souls and their sons, also having souls, went out and mated with soulless humans (i.e. apes?) and the kids got souls and so on and so on.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

That's better than the fact that my life will eventually be history.

Gregg Evans's avatar

And finally, because this post needs a third thing, here's an OAN reporter claiming Joe Biden bombed that children's hospital in Mariupol:

He had to distract them from the People's Convoy phucking up traffic in DC. Because the traffic in DC would be fine otherwise....

Gregg Evans's avatar

Did he vote at all? He has missed more votes than any other member of Congress.

Gregg Evans's avatar

Someday she's gonna figure out that she's black.

Sleepmonger's avatar

So hold up. Noah and his family were Jews, right? Genesis traces the Jewish lineage back to Adam and Eve via Abraham and Noah. So if Noah's clan were the only humans left alive after the Flood, isn't the whole world Jewish?

I'm kinda honestly asking that, i.e., how everybody rationalizes that we're not all one big happy human family if they believe in Noah's story.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Even more than Lil Marco?

JCfromNC's avatar

When the dumbest man on the planet calls you "smart", it don't mean much.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Two possibilities:

1, She is crazy.

2. She is paid to do this.

Follow the Money.

RMS's avatar

Mr Belvedere forgot (4) publish 'guest essay' in the NYT