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bobbert's avatar

'Sokay, you can just burn that tp off.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Big Rock Candy Munition

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The gummi brontosaurus is very small at one end.....

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Maybe one of those nice cavemen from earlier will let you use his club.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Not too mention the 25th Anniversary Playmate, Ms. <a href="http:\/\/i.ebayimg.com\/00\/s\/MTAwMFgxMjY0\/%24T2eC16Z,!zQE9s3stvK9BQlBupDYEQ~~60_35.JPG" target="_blank">Candy Loving</a>. (SSFW)

Bezoar's avatar

It was! Thanks for remembering for me.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I thought the <i>customer</i> always came first.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Has anybody trademarked Trademark(TM) yet?

Bezoar's avatar

We used to play a game on the old Nintendo called 'The Secret of Maya', where 'candy' was the essential nutrient found in hidden treasure chests. Would that constitute some sort of prior art?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

First they came for the Candy, but I had none, for I was diabetic. Little fuckers toilet-papered my trees and soaped my windows!