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Or a pterodactyl...

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'Sokay, you can just burn that tp off.

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Big Rock Candy Munition

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Nrtz!

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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_Candy">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Be polite?

(Always worked for me.)

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The gummi brontosaurus is very small at one end.....

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Maybe one of those nice cavemen from earlier will let you use his club.

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Not too mention the 25th Anniversary Playmate, Ms. <a href="http:\/\/i.ebayimg.com\/00\/s\/MTAwMFgxMjY0\/%24T2eC16Z,!zQE9s3stvK9BQlBupDYEQ~~60_35.JPG" target="_blank">Candy Loving</a>. (SSFW)

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It was! Thanks for remembering for me.

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I thought the <i>customer</i> always came first.

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Has anybody trademarked Trademark(TM) yet?

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We used to play a game on the old Nintendo called 'The Secret of Maya', where 'candy' was the essential nutrient found in hidden treasure chests. Would that constitute some sort of prior art?

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First they came for the Candy, but I had none, for I was diabetic. Little fuckers toilet-papered my trees and soaped my windows!

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