You may have missed it, but yesterday former MLB All Star and current Low Life Softball Salesman Jose Canseco tweeted the phone number of a woman he said was accusing him of rape in Nevada.
Wait ... what does Brian Kilmeade think of this? Hasn't Fox and Friends covered it by now?
If we put you and the horse in a box, it becomes a question for quantum physicists.
I've met small, furry animals living in their own feces smarter than Jose.
Don't get Dok started. No telling what state he'll be in.
To pull a Canseco, I think you have to actually score with the header, soccer style.
Don't forget Jose Cantstrikeout's lifetime ERA of 45.00, thanks to a stint on the mound during a Fenway blowout.
Funny how that works, eh, Jose?
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[RE-EDITED, BECAUSE I GUESS THAT'S OK NOW]
I heard it was three women. And a goat.
I'll stop beating the horse when I get tired of beating the horse.
Whether it is alive or dead is a question for biologists.
Methuselah Spice
This should definitely make the inevitable "Top 5 Celebrity Rape Tweets"
Wait ... what does Brian Kilmeade think of this? Hasn't Fox and Friends covered it by now?
If we put you and the horse in a box, it becomes a question for quantum physicists.
I've met small, furry animals living in their own feces smarter than Jose.
Don't get Dok started. No telling what state he'll be in.
To pull a Canseco, I think you have to actually score with the header, soccer style.
Don't forget Jose Cantstrikeout's lifetime ERA of 45.00, thanks to a stint on the mound during a Fenway blowout.
Funny how that works, eh, Jose?
Hey Guys! I just heard that Apple is giving out 500 free test versions of the new iPad.
All you have to do is call 1-818-903-6598 to get yours!
Hurry, before supplies run out!
[RE-EDITED, BECAUSE I GUESS THAT'S OK NOW]
I heard it was three women. And a goat.
I'll stop beating the horse when I get tired of beating the horse.
Whether it is alive or dead is a question for biologists.
Methuselah Spice
This should definitely make the inevitable "Top 5 Celebrity Rape Tweets"