Can't Always Get

* Administration says "fuck it, we'll talk to Iran." [ WP ]

* The Secret Service is having problems guarding everybody who wants to be president, so if one of them gets "lost" somewhere on the campaign trail, just consider it the earliest primary. [ WP ]

* After all that whining, now the UN wants the US to "wait a lil' longer" in Darfur. [ WP , NYT ]

* Government now selling uranium from under a trench coat on a corner near you. [ NYT ]

* There's more than one crazy Senator from Arizona. [ NYT ]

* The Hispanics turn onAlberto Gonzales. [ WP ]

* Coal: it's what's for dinner. [ NYT ]

* Uncle Sam is broker than you thought. [ USA ]