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Well, if The Donald gets re-elected, he can just have Billy Barr make it go away.

I mean, he did it for Flynn, didn't he?

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Plus Trump lifted national security sanctions on a Chinese company within 72 hours. A personal bribe for endangering American national security.

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Oh, oh, I got this one -- anti-vaxxers.

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From kissing his feet up to kissing his ass!

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I had one of those (a 1970) in royal blue. That was a great, basic little car. Lousy brakes, though, I managed to stuff it under a Toyota pickup that had to panic-stop for some clueless old lady crossing against the light :(

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She is a level 7 Scientologist so she's cosmically gullible!

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Every time an article about Roodles goes up, or one where President Snowflake McHurtfeelings has a sad, I always save them to read last. They're like dessert to me.

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Seriously. It boggles the mind.

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not a big deal, my friend's dog did that after she brushed his teeth as if that was the only thing that could cleanse his palate.

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My neighbor had a ca. 1970, that same model and color as the 1980 in the pic. He ran a construction co., I worked there for a few months one summer. Rode in it but never drove it.

Didn't get to drive my cousin's Opel GT, either.

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Koch suckers

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And if your father just happened not to have a big company? You're just confessing to nepotism.

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Hi, Tacos.

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Thank yoooooou for doing your part to hold up democracy

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I have this fantasy too.

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