It seems like just yesterday your afternoon editor's junior high school was in total, day-long lockdown because somebody dropped some Sweet 'N Low in the parking lot. Now the Capitol building has shut down for a little early-2000s nostalgia to celebrate those classic post-9/11 fear memories. "Early reports indicated the suspicious substance was an undetermined white powder, but a Capitol police officer tells TPM the substance was initially described as yellow powder." Whoever said it was a yellow powder hates fun and America and 9/11.
Now we're broke and it's no joke it's hard as hell to fight it!
It was probably from a Cheney fart which is mainly sulfur with some trace amounts of evil and despair.
Only if you are male.