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One of the options she offers is to call her "The State of Tennessee".

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If by some wonder of nature, this fellow ever got appointed to the SCOTUS, he would be Mr. Justice Justice. Now, I call that great.

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“I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.”

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Gov't Mule is far superior

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Not sure, but Oral Roberts U does, and that's where crazy-eyes got her degree.

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...maybe they can just use a symbol(I'm guessing a cross between a USSR and Nazi flag, because it makes total sense) like prince?! The the country/government formerly known as "the Government"?????

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Bailiff, whack his pee pee

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Obviously "The People" is a little too red, even for a red state.

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