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bobbert's avatar

One of the options she offers is to call her "The State of Tennessee".

bobbert's avatar

If by some wonder of nature, this fellow ever got appointed to the SCOTUS, he would be Mr. Justice Justice. Now, I call that great.

diogenez's avatar

“I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.”

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Gov't Mule is far superior

Vienna Woods's avatar

Not sure, but Oral Roberts U does, and that's where crazy-eyes got her degree.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...maybe they can just use a symbol(I'm guessing a cross between a USSR and Nazi flag, because it makes total sense) like prince?! The the country/government formerly known as "the Government"?????

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Bailiff, whack his pee pee

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obviously "The People" is a little too red, even for a red state.