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Out of touch is when you don't get that pictures of you on a boat that is bigger than my house is not a good thing. Tupper: Hey, just a pic of my daddy on a boat couch bigger an you people's actual couch. Fucking dick nozzles, Cthulhu will not stand long for this.

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Neal?

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He won't be fornicating with any mermaids, fortunately.

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At Kinko's making copies.

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The 6th Romney son? T-Pain.

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Happy Birthday MissTaken. You're fabulous.

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Maybe they're fans of early Canadian Prime Ministers? Or plastic storage containers?

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Even Lou Sarah didn't think of that name.

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Do you think that they have temple-garment tan lines?

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that's the best i've ever seen her look though.

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is that a noose in his hand?

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It's like you're her stalker and her personal assistant.

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And sunglasses. At dusk. Facing away from the sun.

What is that condition where you can't stand sunlight? Oh yeah ... zombie.

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Those poor fish. Don't they get a choice over who to sleep with?

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"It's a good thing Rafalca's strapped to the top of the cabin. What a beautiful horse!"

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"Yachts of Luck"

or

"Yachts of Yuck."

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