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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Out of touch is when you don't get that pictures of you on a boat that is bigger than my house is not a good thing. Tupper: Hey, just a pic of my daddy on a boat couch bigger an you people's actual couch. Fucking dick nozzles, Cthulhu will not stand long for this.

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bobbert's avatar

Neal?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

He won't be fornicating with any mermaids, fortunately.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

At Kinko's making copies.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

The 6th Romney son? T-Pain.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Happy Birthday MissTaken. You're fabulous.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Maybe they're fans of early Canadian Prime Ministers? Or plastic storage containers?

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PubOption's avatar

Even Lou Sarah didn't think of that name.

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PubOption's avatar

Do you think that they have temple-garment tan lines?

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fuflans's avatar

that's the best i've ever seen her look though.

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fuflans's avatar

is that a noose in his hand?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's like you're her stalker and her personal assistant.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And sunglasses. At dusk. Facing away from the sun.

What is that condition where you can't stand sunlight? Oh yeah ... zombie.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Those poor fish. Don't they get a choice over who to sleep with?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"It's a good thing Rafalca's strapped to the top of the cabin. What a beautiful horse!"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Yachts of Luck"

or

"Yachts of Yuck."

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