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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Out of touch is when you don't get that pictures of you on a boat that is bigger than my house is not a good thing. Tupper: Hey, just a pic of my daddy on a boat couch bigger an you people's actual couch. Fucking dick nozzles, Cthulhu will not stand long for this.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

He won't be fornicating with any mermaids, fortunately.

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At Kinko's making copies.

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The 6th Romney son? T-Pain.

Fartknocker's avatar

Happy Birthday MissTaken. You're fabulous.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Maybe they're fans of early Canadian Prime Ministers? Or plastic storage containers?

PubOption's avatar

Even Lou Sarah didn't think of that name.

PubOption's avatar

Do you think that they have temple-garment tan lines?

fuflans's avatar

that's the best i've ever seen her look though.

fuflans's avatar

is that a noose in his hand?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's like you're her stalker and her personal assistant.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And sunglasses. At dusk. Facing away from the sun.

What is that condition where you can't stand sunlight? Oh yeah ... zombie.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Those poor fish. Don't they get a choice over who to sleep with?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"It's a good thing Rafalca's strapped to the top of the cabin. What a beautiful horse!"

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Yachts of Luck"

or

"Yachts of Yuck."