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"The only thoughts <strike>worth</strike><i> I'm capable of </i> having are the ones that can fit on a bumper sticker."

Now that's a bumper sticker.

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<i>Indiana Jones and the Next-to-Last Crusade</i> ?

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Favorite trivia question: 4, 14, 23, 28, 34, 42, 50, 59, 66, 72, 79, 86, 96, 103, 116, 125 ...

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Good eye.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=rRFo_-QsmR8" target="_blank">Give Booze a Chance</a>

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"Get a brain, morans!"

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Nub nub!

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I live in Missouri, so usually when I see trucks like this there are also "Todd Akin for Senate" stickers to go along with them.

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You mean its from 2008?

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OT, but Jon Stewart schooled Lyin Ryan real good on his faux outrage over Obama's "takers" comments in the inauguration speech. Jon at his best.

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"Against Abortion? Then Don't Have One!"

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That vehicle is part of my Abortionplex marketing process. SoCal will be happy learn we are building a new Abortionplex near Trader Joe's and an In and Out Burger. Watch Groupon for some smoking great deals.

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That truck needs a bath in a vat of Goo Gone.

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OT, but everything is ruined forever. (Sorry Doc) <a href="http://www.cracked.com/quic..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-insane-piece...">http://www.cracked.com/quic...

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