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Cardboard Bush Will Totally Save Hillbilly Teens From Being Aborted!
When the blogs were going on about "Bush Worshippers," we didn't know they were talking about Jesus Freaks actually worshipping a life-size cardboard George W. Bush.
But hot on the heels of the groundbreaking "it's still legal to fertilize crops" reporting, ABC News has revealed shocking footage from somebody else's documentary showing some wacky fundamentalist Christian kids doing what they do best: going insane for Jesus before their inevitable meth addiction and trailer-park breeding program. Creepy video, after the jump.