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Amy!'s avatar

Aww, I'm sorry!

How about a nice refreshing glass of Bosco™?

I hate BoscoIt's made with T-N-TMy mommy puts it in my milkTo try and poison me

I fooled mommyI put it in her teaNow I got no more mommyTo try and poison me!

(I don't actually remember Bosco commercials, but Mother used to sing this when she was feeling homicidal but didn't want to lose her position in the Faculty Wives club for the brief pleasure of slaughtering all her offspring)

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Gee, that's dark. My mom would just pop an antidepressant and drink some wine and pass out. Breakfast of Champions is what us kids called it. So active neglect.No wonder we Wonketeers have issues.

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