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Dee Nelson's avatar

I want to buy a drink for Peanut Butter Goldfish Jared.

Helena Handbag's avatar

"More elephant cock than i bargained for"

CalOldBlue's avatar

Came to this thread too late, and somebody probably already noted this... This IS Illegal. You can't give anybody anything to entice them to vote, register, not vote, not register....

§ 10307. Prohibited acts

(a) Failure or refusal to permit casting or tabulation of vote

(b) Intimidation, threats, or coercion

This sort of thing is considered 'coercion'... either way, for or against participating in the voting process.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

But CAH doesn't really know if anyone who gets their cash actually votes so if they don't, then how could they be charged with "coercion"?

CalOldBlue's avatar

This is why states are allowed to criminalize giving people in line waiting to vote water. The interpretations are pretty strict. You can't even pay someone to register, regardless of party, regardless of whether they even turn up to vote.

Regret's avatar

They're not paying them to register, they're paying them to post a voting plan. And insult Donald Trump. And apologize for not voting. No other obligation, just three lines of text online:

1. "Sorry."

2. "I plan to vote at my nearest voting place."

3. "Donald Trump is a human toilet" (on social media.)

Sherry's avatar

Proud to say that since my book is now available at the library, I completed my ballot to drop off whilst there.

Blue votes all the way down.

Sherry's avatar

Sorry I wasn’t clear. I put a book on hold for when one came back from being on loan.

GrumpyDem's avatar

Green checkmark success!

Brenda's avatar

Sorry for the nitpicking - chanteuse is a female nightclub singer, chartreuse is a color...

tempusfugit's avatar

I had a drag queen friend whose name was Chartreuse Chanteuse.

Jamshied Sharifi's avatar

I think that was intentional, as in “joke”.

Brenda's avatar

Ahh - should have recognized that...

Free beach's avatar

Donald trump is a human toilet. There. Did it for free.

Darth Trad's avatar

I can no longer live with the lie about how my people exist!!

Here is the proof!!!!

https://substack.com/@darthtrad/note/c-72426074

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

The toaster stays on the counter and the canisters stay on the shelf, but the water flows up. That blows my hypothesis that it's just people what have backwards gravity.

New hypothesis: water has backwards gravity Down Under. Corroborating evidence: humans are high in water content, therefore also would have backwards gravity, as observed. Confounding factor: plants are observed not displaying backwards gravity. Mitigating supposition: those plants are fake.

Lux Audax's avatar

This whole “needing to make a voting plan” is nuts. Up here in Canada, you can check a box on your tax return so that you’re added to the voter rolls. Elections Canada’s long and generous list of acceptable identification (https://www.elections.ca/content.aspx?section=vot&dir=ids&document=index&lang=e) will make you Americans cry. I have literally shown up at the local polls on election day, with my wallet and a handful of mail (paper when I did it, but today it can be email!), registered, and voted, in a couple hours or less. It can be that easy for voters, and damn well ought to be.

Zap's avatar

Here we have an entire apparatus set up to prevent us from voting!!! It’s called the Republican Party.

Darth Trad's avatar

In my socialist hell-hole you are required by law to take place in democracy!!!

It is worse than North Korea! Without the fermented cabbage!!!

OK. You can buy fermented cabbage anytime.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Penn State won and Ohio State lost. To quote warrior poet Ice Cube, “today was a good day.”

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Don’t you mean, THE Ohio State University?

JCfromNC's avatar

I'm guessing someone at Lone Skum's voter scam site has blocked the CAH email, because when I tried to use it just now it keeps telling me "Submission failed: first name, last name, phone number, email, address, and referrer email or phone number are required" despite all of those fields being completely filled in.

Darth Trad's avatar

'Free speech'! My flabby white ass!

Darth Trad's avatar

'$47 or GTFO ya Saffie Coont!'

cynmac's avatar

It told me the same thing and I think that it is a problem with Elon's form because it finally worked. I think my problem was my address. All the fields you fill in also have be highlighted blue for it to work.

JCfromNC's avatar

I tried again on a different browser and was successful then. Might be another weird security/privacy setting issue.

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

In other news, huge-faced Chuckles Kirk calls Obama an "effeminate soy boy" for the way he's talking to Black men about Kamala. It seems he needs to be more manly masculine for this audience. https://x.com/JoeMyGod/status/1845234432137113752 (that face!!!)

Darth Trad's avatar

That's right! Because Charlie Kirk - as a Navy SEAL - personally led the mission to eliminate Osama Bin Laden!

Oh wait.... he didn't! That was Obama.

BlueSpot's avatar

Charlie Kirk sounds like he's been vaccinated.

Regret's avatar

wtf is that supposed to mean?

BlueSpot's avatar

Good question. It seems that some MAGAts are starting to say this whenever people bring up climate change, socialized health care, or other liberal positions. The use here is ironic and meant as satire. ( :

Miss Grundy's avatar

Obama could probably knock him out with one punch. Kirk and his ilk are the true "effiminate soy boys".

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Noted stalwart of masculinity... *checks notes* Charlie Kirk...

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Charley Kirk is evil pusillanimous worm food.

Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Sweetness and light. Their show around 1970 did an acoustic set, then brought out the amps... Brought out Neil Young too, and they rocked the fucking house. Something to see and hear!

Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

Was this verbiage always there, and does it negate the point of the MuskIsDumb initiative? I'd not want to give up my info unless it serves the purpose!

"To be eligible, both the referrer and the petition signer must be registered voters of Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, or Wisconsin."

Darth Trad's avatar

'Give me my free money you fucking illegal migrant!'

macsarunner's avatar

I had a long conversation yesterday, with a republican woman I've known for awhile, it has put me in a dark frame of mind.

I did not know how difficult it was to be a wealthy person in the US these days. They walk around with a target on their backs don't you know, they are afraid to leave home, a gated community in Burlingame Ca.

Kamala will take all their things away. She is both evil and very stupid this Kamala person. And it's really really hard for them to say her name correctly, almost impossible, a tongue twister.

There was much more. Life is harrrrd.

I wish this stuff rolled off my back. It eats me up and is frightening.

Sherry's avatar

I live nearby and have a friend in Hillsborough so you can imagine that they also feel the same. It’s tragic.

Darth Trad's avatar

If they can't get a licence to shoot around 12 poor children from their cars each year they are being oppressed. The poor just breed up* and need to be thinned otherwise they might suffer.

_-------

*RFK had 11 children!! 11! I am suprised he took enough time off fucking his wife to get shot. It must have been a short window of opportunity.

Mandorlind's avatar

How many wives/mistresses is that with?

Miss Grundy's avatar

You must have the patience of a saint to even talk to one of those stupid people. She obviously lives in the Faux News bubble. She deserves a good swift kick where the good Lord split her.

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

I used to live in Burlingame back before the downtown area was gentrified with all of the expensive shops and restaurants and stupid, annoying people like this woman. I loved Burlingame Hardware, where I bought my Pyrex double-boiler which I use to this day. Sadly, it went out of business long ago. It really had a small town vibe back then.

paxpax's avatar

I live in Chicago and work in a hospital in a relatively wealthy first ring suburb. I often make conversation with patients and families. I am talking to a family who lives in a WEALTHIER suburb and I mention that I ride from Chicago on my bike to work. Immediate response "aReN't YoU aFrAiD yOu'Re GoInG tO gEt ShOt????!" (because I live in the big bad city with all the brown people and with all the guns.) I looked them in the eye and said "I take my chances"

Resource NW's avatar

Does your bike have snow chains?

paxpax's avatar

I ride in the winter if the roads are dry. (I'm too old to ride in the snow)

Hellsbells69's avatar

Good for you! “I take my chances I don’t mind working without a net, I take my chances ev’ry chance I get” Mary Chapin Carpenter.

honey the monster's avatar

"Things have improved. The air is only 87% bullets"

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Some people are little better than robots.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Gates was whining the other day that if it was up to Bernie, he’d *only* have a billion dollars; and he’s a long way from being one of the bad ones.

counterlife's avatar

I think he his a pretty bad one. He just has enough $$ and is bored enough to pretend otherwise.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

At least he tries to eradicate disease and reduce child mortality instead of private tropical islands, personal space programs, or SCOTUS justices.

Regret's avatar

Yes, but by focusing all that wealth on his pet projects, resources and trained personnel get pulled away from other projects. I imagine there are barely any nurses left in the hospitals in the region that don't focus on disease and child mortality, so people might be dying of broken toes when they shouldn't have.

The problem isn't his willingness to help, I am sure he is a reasonably decent person, the problem is the amount of money a single man has. That always distorts the entire economy of wherever he chooses to act. Still, doing something is better than doing nothing, though best would be if he didn't accumulate that much money at all. I think he can be just as happy with 50 million net worth.

Think of money (or power) like gravity, having some is good, but that doesn't mean forever adding more in a single point is harmless. You wouldn't like living on a planet where the gravity is ten times as much.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Yeah, “people might be dying of broken toes” (?!) isn’t really the moral equivalent of eliminating bodily autonomy for half the people in this country—and by extension the rest of us to at least some degree—or expropriating it for a fascist oligarchy.

If all billionaires did no worse than Gates, they wouldn’t be *nearly* such a problem for the rest of us.

Regret's avatar

The point is that people shouldn't die from broken toes, it is the easiest thing in the world not to let people die of broken toes. But if there are zero medical experts available because some rich fuck pulled them all into his pet project, then sure, their pet project's targets will get reached, but the entire medical services sector falls apart around them. And that damage lasts, because people get retrained into the new job fighting, for example, malaria. So there are no longer any general practitioners or OB-GYN, no surgeons, no pediatricians. All because a billionaire saw a documentary about, for example, malaria in the Congo and decided to throw an amount of money that is comparable to a significant fraction of the country's GDP in funding against the problem.

Also, "eliminating bodily autonomy for half the people in this country", when did we stop talking about eradicating disease and reducing child mortality? and when did it become about a specific country? Pick a subject and stick to it please, or I will have to accuse you of moving the goalposts.

We shouldn't *have* billionaires, no matter how good they are. Because being that rich they cannot help but do damage. There's a reason the saying is about a bull in a china shop, and not about a wasp in a china shop: The bigger they are, the more damage they will do, even with the best intentions.

Lucy Bea's avatar

It's legit terrifying how many USA people are all-in on authoritarism.

Hellsbells69's avatar

White privilege comes with sunglasses and a power trip to a past that never existed.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Brane Klenzer: Have some Li'l Feller pics taken a few minutes ago before he headbutted me and desocketed my nose.

https://substack.com/profile/16884722-hamilton-and-the-crew/note/c-72410850?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=a1wc2

Miss Grundy's avatar

He's adorbs, even though he shows love by head-butting you.

Hellsbells69's avatar

His expression in the color photos! Like, WTF are you doing now? Whar my tail???

Resource NW's avatar

Sounds like he took option 3. head butt while awake. Ever the drama, LF