Carey Fiscally Conservative, Socially Liberal

Upon hearing that the "Mary Does RNC" story referenced in the post below might be a hoax, we called up Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis to confirm it. "We paid our money and we're going," he said, adding, "We want to make friends with as many people as possible." Carey will dress in an appropriately conservative manner for the occasion, but still plans to show a "tasteful amount of cleavage."— GREG BEATO