Carl Paladino Wants To Have Sex With Eric Holder
Questioner: "If you were the chief executive of New York, what would your response be to the attorney general of the United States deciding to hold terrorist trials in Manhattan?"
Paladino: "F*** him. F*** him."
Your response would be to fuck Eric Holder? SOMEBODY'S BEEN BRAINWASHED BY A GAY PARADE FLOAT! [ Hotline ]


Most of the GOP's most visible candidates this round couldn't get a spot in a lunatic cult ten years ago. Which is what the GOP has become.
Carlo is such a preposterously ugly-hearted cavone that the only context in which he would fit is second-rank Mafia movies, the world of Joe Pesci characters. The Sopranos would never feature a character so one-dimensional. Fuck him. Fuck him.