Photo by Beth Ethier Lady Republican Carly Fiorina -- whose name is pretty much synonymous with "EPIC FAIL" and "Demon Sheep" and "LOL!!!" -- is pretty sure there is a groundswell of grassroots support for her to run for president. At least if she can convince the grassroots to start swelling.
Just remember to <a href="http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2014\/01\/05\/fail-fast-fail-often-how-losing-can-help-you-win.html" target="_blank">fail fast and fail hard</a> , Carly
I wish she&#039;d just surrender.
Just remember to <a href="http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2014\/01\/05\/fail-fast-fail-often-how-losing-can-help-you-win.html" target="_blank">fail fast and fail hard</a> , Carly
Good question; lemme get my waders.
Does Kaili know something that we don&#039;t?
Begging us to beg her? This sort of cheap trick won&#039;t help her in life.
Fiorini/Whitman or fail/sale 2016.
Car stays the same; the clowns keep getting bigger. You can&#039;t explain that!
FaceBeard, probably. She&#039;s his kinda gal.
She needs you to need her candidacy.
Is she going to campaign on a platform of higher prices for printer ink?
Who knew that driving a company into the ground would be considered a <em>positive</em> mark for running for office?
She&#039;d love you to love her.
Don&#039;t forget the certainty of one&#039;s destiny of Raphael &quot;Ted&quot; Cruz (R-Cuba).
You made me spit all over my keyboard, so you win the Internets today.
That Carly could make two cogent points. <a href="http://www.singers.com/peop..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.singers.com/people/images/CarlySimon.j...">http://www.singers.com/peop...
On election day they&#039;ll still be downloading the 250-gigabyte printer driver