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I wish she'd just surrender.

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Just remember to <a href="http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2014\/01\/05\/fail-fast-fail-often-how-losing-can-help-you-win.html" target="_blank">fail fast and fail hard</a> , Carly

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Good question; lemme get my waders.

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Does Kaili know something that we don't?

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Begging us to beg her? This sort of cheap trick won't help her in life.

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Fiorini/Whitman or fail/sale 2016.

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Car stays the same; the clowns keep getting bigger. You can't explain that!

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FaceBeard, probably. She's his kinda gal.

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She needs you to need her candidacy.

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Is she going to campaign on a platform of higher prices for printer ink?

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Who knew that driving a company into the ground would be considered a <em>positive</em> mark for running for office?

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She'd love you to love her.

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Don't forget the certainty of one's destiny of Raphael "Ted" Cruz (R-Cuba).

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You made me spit all over my keyboard, so you win the Internets today.

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That Carly could make two cogent points. <a href="http://www.singers.com/peop..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.singers.com/people/images/CarlySimon.j...">http://www.singers.com/peop...

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On election day they'll still be downloading the 250-gigabyte printer driver

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