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bobbert's avatar

I wish she'd just surrender.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Just remember to <a href="http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2014\/01\/05\/fail-fast-fail-often-how-losing-can-help-you-win.html" target="_blank">fail fast and fail hard</a> , Carly

Jared James's avatar

Good question; lemme get my waders.

PubOption's avatar

Does Kaili know something that we don't?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Begging us to beg her? This sort of cheap trick won't help her in life.

schmannity's avatar

Fiorini/Whitman or fail/sale 2016.

Jared James's avatar

Car stays the same; the clowns keep getting bigger. You can't explain that!

Lot_49's avatar

FaceBeard, probably. She's his kinda gal.

Jared James's avatar

She needs you to need her candidacy.

Lot_49's avatar

Is she going to campaign on a platform of higher prices for printer ink?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Who knew that driving a company into the ground would be considered a <em>positive</em> mark for running for office?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

She'd love you to love her.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Don't forget the certainty of one's destiny of Raphael "Ted" Cruz (R-Cuba).

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

You made me spit all over my keyboard, so you win the Internets today.

PubOption's avatar

That Carly could make two cogent points. <a href="http://www.singers.com/peop..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.singers.com/people/images/CarlySimon.j...">http://www.singers.com/peop...

Lot_49's avatar

On election day they'll still be downloading the 250-gigabyte printer driver