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Bren's avatar

Have you noticed that she always holds a microphone as if she's going to give it some:serious oralsechs? Is there a Wonketteer out there that will step up to the plate and Photoshop a giant dildo over a mic she's caressing, I'm stuck using a crappy little netbook for a few days and not good enough to do a decent job. And it's not even a HP

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Art Studio's avatar

One of my fav MadTV skits: "Steve Jobs' sales pitch for the iRack mirrors America's disastrous occupation of the country" aired in March 2007https://youtu.be/rw2nkoGLhrE

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Cranky Man's avatar

Obligatory aotk

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mtiffany's avatar

"I'm sorry they fired you, Carly. Your replacement might be a competent negotiator who will want dinner and a kiss first."

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SafetyDave's avatar

Miss roboto bobble headed booby bird. What a bunch of liberal suck asses you all are. She is a FAILURE!!!!!

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Takoma DC's avatar

He was about as Buddhist as Huckabee is Christian.

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Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

Woo always dies.

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Takoma DC's avatar

She claims she's a successful business person and her tenure at HP a success but has not been offered a corporate position since her destruction of Lucent, and then HP. She was fired from HP 10 yrs ago yet claims to be a success but no job offers?

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ryp's avatar

Funny how Fiorina never mentioned the Jobs phone call when she was running for Senate.

Oh that's right, he was still alive.

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bobbert's avatar

And EVERYONE IN CALIFORNIA knows he was an asshole.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

S'ok - driverless vehicles are going to give the roads at least one extra lane and bring efficiency much closer. Hell, already ordering from Amazon is a one-two day proposition, even here in northern MI...

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Nobody said there would be math...

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

It replaced Windows 8 for me - what a pos that was...no problems since, except wireless to my HP printer...

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Doug Langley's avatar

But it was iceberg proof . . .

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DarthCritic's avatar

Can you imagine Fiorina negotiating peace treaties with world leaders? Neither can I. Fortunately, we won't have to.

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Doug Langley's avatar

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