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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Lindsey Graham: The Paul Lynde of Republican Squares!

larry longmore's avatar

So that means evil not stupid - as if that somehow makes her better than the rest? She'll be sitting next to Rick Perry at the convention, maybe allowed to speak at 6 PM EST so nobody has to hear her but the GOP can claim they respect her opinion.

chicken thief's avatar

But are we YOOOOOOGGGELY lame? If so, thanks!

Thomas Mc's avatar

Well, so much for the sausage party. Ain't nobody getting a chubby with her around.

beatbort's avatar

I've never been more flattered

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It's ok, cupcake. Not everybody gets humor - in fact, most wingnuts find it confusing. Also, it's kind of rough for dimbulbs to comprehend a combination of humor, facts, and opinion, but you gave it a try, so good for you!! Now you can go back to Yahoo News, knowing that it's the right place for you.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Being a frontrunner - or sensing that frontrunnerdom is within her grasp - means that she will amp up the pandering, though... so I confidently expect that the derp content of her public statements will rise at an accelerated rate very soon.

Lefty Mark's avatar

The House is up to 18, and I could really use a jack right about now.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Ima Hogg* LIBEL!!!!!!

_______________________________________* a real person

Lefty Mark's avatar

I don't believe it. The Donald doesn't "ask."

Takoma DC's avatar

I think you're confusing vaginas with uteruses.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

I didn't even know Claire's sold clit-rings.

tihond's avatar

You have to ask for them to special order it.

Rick Hill's avatar

Thing is, she's not qualified to be the gop's candidate. Just not attractive enough to reach that bar.