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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Lindsey Graham: The Paul Lynde of Republican Squares!

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larry longmore's avatar

So that means evil not stupid - as if that somehow makes her better than the rest? She'll be sitting next to Rick Perry at the convention, maybe allowed to speak at 6 PM EST so nobody has to hear her but the GOP can claim they respect her opinion.

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chicken thief's avatar

But are we YOOOOOOGGGELY lame? If so, thanks!

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Thomas Mc's avatar

Well, so much for the sausage party. Ain't nobody getting a chubby with her around.

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beatbort's avatar

I've never been more flattered

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It's ok, cupcake. Not everybody gets humor - in fact, most wingnuts find it confusing. Also, it's kind of rough for dimbulbs to comprehend a combination of humor, facts, and opinion, but you gave it a try, so good for you!! Now you can go back to Yahoo News, knowing that it's the right place for you.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Being a frontrunner - or sensing that frontrunnerdom is within her grasp - means that she will amp up the pandering, though... so I confidently expect that the derp content of her public statements will rise at an accelerated rate very soon.

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Takoma DC's avatar

Tedious twat.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The House is up to 18, and I could really use a jack right about now.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Ima Hogg* LIBEL!!!!!!

_______________________________________* a real person

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I don't believe it. The Donald doesn't "ask."

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Takoma DC's avatar

I think you're confusing vaginas with uteruses.

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Takoma DC's avatar

Unfair to wolves!

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

I didn't even know Claire's sold clit-rings.

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tihond's avatar

You have to ask for them to special order it.

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Rick Hill's avatar

Thing is, she's not qualified to be the gop's candidate. Just not attractive enough to reach that bar.

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