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Lindsey Graham: The Paul Lynde of Republican Squares!

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So that means evil not stupid - as if that somehow makes her better than the rest? She'll be sitting next to Rick Perry at the convention, maybe allowed to speak at 6 PM EST so nobody has to hear her but the GOP can claim they respect her opinion.

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But are we YOOOOOOGGGELY lame? If so, thanks!

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Well, so much for the sausage party. Ain't nobody getting a chubby with her around.

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I've never been more flattered

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It's ok, cupcake. Not everybody gets humor - in fact, most wingnuts find it confusing. Also, it's kind of rough for dimbulbs to comprehend a combination of humor, facts, and opinion, but you gave it a try, so good for you!! Now you can go back to Yahoo News, knowing that it's the right place for you.

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Being a frontrunner - or sensing that frontrunnerdom is within her grasp - means that she will amp up the pandering, though... so I confidently expect that the derp content of her public statements will rise at an accelerated rate very soon.

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Tedious twat.

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The House is up to 18, and I could really use a jack right about now.

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Ima Hogg* LIBEL!!!!!!

_______________________________________* a real person

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I don't believe it. The Donald doesn't "ask."

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I think you're confusing vaginas with uteruses.

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Unfair to wolves!

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I didn't even know Claire's sold clit-rings.

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You have to ask for them to special order it.

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Thing is, she's not qualified to be the gop's candidate. Just not attractive enough to reach that bar.

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