Let's check in with our California Bureau to see what's going on with all the hawt governor races and Senate races and the Marijuana Legalize It law and other such concerns in the world'sfifth sixth seventh ninthtenth biggest failed economy. First, the Republican lady who destroyed so many lives in California, Carly Fiorina, is in the Hospital! She has some scary infection related to her cancer surgery. It would be a shame if this is what makes her lose to Barbara Boxer, because Fiorina is such a vapid mean-girl dolt that it's basically unfair to Breast Cancer if her Poor Health trumps the many
I would seriously go insane if I had to look at Meg Whitman's talking hair-do for 4 years.
Infections are soooooo last century.
Gosh, I hope she has insurance.
I hope she survives cancer but is a victim of early-onset Alzheimer's. That's not bad, is it?