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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Peace with Iran is a spectre hanging over us. Got it.

tehbaddr's avatar

That shit isn't even broadcast except FOX Buis special payfer channel. What a bunch of weak fucktards these Rethugs are!

Major_Major_Major's avatar

They're RWNJs, so they are already heavily armed...

TorchBearer2's avatar

God damnit, a political article? I expecting some fanfic here... I even brought communal lube.

bobbert's avatar

And by "acoustics", you mean "candidates", right?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sorry, that one got all eaten up in the memoryhole- Q.E.D never happened

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I think you'll find that's "bacteriologist"

lovelydestruction's avatar

hahaha Huckabee, I'm sad we can't comment on your PUBLIC Facebook page anymore. So touchy!

Lizzietish81's avatar

Turn your phone on its side damn it!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"Your editrix, seriously and honestly, is TERRIFIED of another Republican president skullfucking the economy. The end."

I'm Mr In Tech Charge at a $60M website and I'm also fucking terrified about a Republican president. Those motherfuckers will fuck shit up hard, given the chance.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Mike slid his lubed hand down Rick's stomach ...

accidental housewife's avatar

You think it's easy being an incompetent night-manager at Denny's*? Santorum knows from tough.

*The only job he's actually qualified for.

JAWs's avatar

All of them Katie!

accidental housewife's avatar

Oh my god, that man is such a fuckface.