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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Peace with Iran is a spectre hanging over us. Got it.

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

It is still not helping!!!1!

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tehbaddr's avatar

That shit isn't even broadcast except FOX Buis special payfer channel. What a bunch of weak fucktards these Rethugs are!

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Major_Major_Major's avatar

They're RWNJs, so they are already heavily armed...

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TorchBearer2's avatar

God damnit, a political article? I expecting some fanfic here... I even brought communal lube.

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bobbert's avatar

And by "acoustics", you mean "candidates", right?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sorry, that one got all eaten up in the memoryhole- Q.E.D never happened

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I think you'll find that's "bacteriologist"

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lovelydestruction's avatar

hahaha Huckabee, I'm sad we can't comment on your PUBLIC Facebook page anymore. So touchy!

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Turn your phone on its side damn it!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"Your editrix, seriously and honestly, is TERRIFIED of another Republican president skullfucking the economy. The end."

I'm Mr In Tech Charge at a $60M website and I'm also fucking terrified about a Republican president. Those motherfuckers will fuck shit up hard, given the chance.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Mike slid his lubed hand down Rick's stomach ...

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accidental housewife's avatar

You think it's easy being an incompetent night-manager at Denny's*? Santorum knows from tough.

*The only job he's actually qualified for.

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JAWs's avatar

All of them Katie!

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accidental housewife's avatar

Oh my god, that man is such a fuckface.

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