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Mark yr calendars- 9/22/15 was the beginning of the end of TRUMP's candidacy.

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No can do. POTUS and Veep can't be from the same state.

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Carly the job destroyer...

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Better than caffeine! Thanks for the afternoon jolt! I love it! "Fact based..." coming out of the face hole from THAT face.

I noticed that both she and Trump when blathering fake facts (aka LYING) they're frequently smiling.

Smiling while lying. It's not just a white thing either. Carson does it well, as well, too.

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Can we call her something other than "woman" or "female"? Makes me feel sick.

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And not even a good businessperson. And a businessperson so bad at doing business she has never received any other job offers since she ran HP into the ground 10 years ago.

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best comment of the day!!!!

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Hey look at the picture. Its true. She is having all of her wrinkles accented with make up because shes proud of each one

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Will she even get that far? I don't see how but then again it's the GOP.

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Gives one pause at the "cause no harm" part of the oath. We always thought it was the medical professional who'd be wielding the harm but vaginas can be extremely dangerous.

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Déjà vu! He's said this before!

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And the beginning of his Third Party candidacy. He's using the U-word and the more he broods about the unfairness of how he has been unfairly treated by all those unfair Republicans, the more he will persuade himself that his promise not to run is no longer binding.

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Not if Mitt allows himself to be drafted. Not that he expects it. He's just sitting next to the phone 24/7 because he likes the view.

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I don't think that the inability to piss up a rope should be an impediment to being a loser candidate.

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She could found her own corporation with all that lovely fuck-off money she got but she wouldn't put a woman with her track record in charge of it.

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It's Floriduh. Anything can happen!Now that Marco finally sold his frat house he can move to South Carolina. 😉

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