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Can't you be both?

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I agree, but considering her track record is abysmal, and her ability non-existent, I'm willing to give my fellow Wonkette non-commenters a little leeway when it comes to this sort of snark. At least no one is saying she looks like an extra from Planet of The Apes.

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... for the Hispanic community: Carly Fiorina? No Mas!

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... or a least one of those rings that never quite works correctly and fucks up everything in the process.

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... "nobody knows the tribbles I've seen..."

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I'm sure that she thinks of herself as a candidate for Vice President.

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Listen, Princess Fiorina...

Hillary knows how to massage the grapes until the cork is ready.http://media4.giphy.com/med...

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... not mention the Nestle Corporation (whose CEO has gone on record as saying "water should not be a human right")... they continue to drain the aquifers at an alarming rate - across the country and the globe. Soon, we will all be Marco Rubio. Well, if we can afford Poland Springs, et al.

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... perhaps they should learn how to put food on their kids instead.

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... I never meter song parody I didn't like. Black-and-tans notwithstanding, you did an excellent job unleashing this ear-worm.

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... and then, like $istah $arah, she can claim she lost "the Vice Presidential election" if she ever actually made it onto the ticket.

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You do have a point. I just don't want us to get to the same level as the conservatives make these kinds of decisions based on looks. I still remember a teacher telling me he was going to vote for McCain/Palin. I responded that while McCain was mildly competent, Palin was wildly incompetent and how could anyone in good conscience let her anywhere near the white house. He responded that she was hawt and he wanted to be able to watch her for the next 4-8 years. And he wasn't joking. I want to vote for people that I could have a conversation with and not be embarrassed to have voted for them afterwards.

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Fiorina is just sticking her oar in, in anticipation that the eventual winner of the Clown Car Jubilee may decide he could use an XX Veep candidate (who else are they gonna get? Who's That Girl?).

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Forget the meter. The Carly connection sells it.

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HASneverBeenGhazi

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Carley who?

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