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That must be a relative, he has her smile.

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I always felt sorry for the dude in the lizard suit.

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Perhaps? Others? Why not an also too there if we are channeling a waspish Sarah Palin Carly? Except she doesn't know "what is it exactly that Legal Scholars do every day?"

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In the heat out on the Vasquez Rocks.

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And her eyes.

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Or baby parts that don't exist.

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Ted Cruz is totally that creepy tuxedoed department store guy with the insipid laugh from 'Hare Conditioned'.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/...

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His wife is an investment banker, he went on her policy after "refusing Obamacare".

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you think handwriting 30,000 termination notices is easy? I believe she put smiley faces and hearts over the i's in fiorina for the personal touch.

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When Carly picked up her $50 million golden parachute for totally fucking up HP... She also demanded a 3 year, $35 a year service contract for her laptop. That's how the rich stay rich.

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You're funny.

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No way. He's a mutated blobfish. Just google 'blobfish'....

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The US doesn't require giving up US citizenship when one becomes a citizen of another country, she would have had to specifically renounce her citizenship at a consulate. I think the TPM post had reasonably balanced discussion on her seemingly likely (despite denials) Canadian citizenship.

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Prior to 1977 Canada did require that people renounce their other citizens hips. Or so I read. Granted, I read it on the Internet...

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That's why he moved so slowly.

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The horror, the horror.

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