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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

That must be a relative, he has her smile.

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

I always felt sorry for the dude in the lizard suit.

NorthStarSpanx's avatar

Perhaps? Others? Why not an also too there if we are channeling a waspish Sarah Palin Carly? Except she doesn't know "what is it exactly that Legal Scholars do every day?"

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

In the heat out on the Vasquez Rocks.

beatbort's avatar

Or baby parts that don't exist.

hateashburylovecraft's avatar

Ted Cruz is totally that creepy tuxedoed department store guy with the insipid laugh from 'Hare Conditioned'.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/...

Left Coast Tom's avatar

His wife is an investment banker, he went on her policy after "refusing Obamacare".

therblig's avatar

you think handwriting 30,000 termination notices is easy? I believe she put smiley faces and hearts over the i's in fiorina for the personal touch.

George Parker's avatar

When Carly picked up her $50 million golden parachute for totally fucking up HP... She also demanded a 3 year, $35 a year service contract for her laptop. That's how the rich stay rich.

kareemachan's avatar

No way. He's a mutated blobfish. Just google 'blobfish'....

Left Coast Tom's avatar

The US doesn't require giving up US citizenship when one becomes a citizen of another country, she would have had to specifically renounce her citizenship at a consulate. I think the TPM post had reasonably balanced discussion on her seemingly likely (despite denials) Canadian citizenship.

Bobwurst's avatar

Prior to 1977 Canada did require that people renounce their other citizens hips. Or so I read. Granted, I read it on the Internet...

Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

That's why he moved so slowly.

Iam Reading's avatar

The horror, the horror.