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Because the Russians are good at compromat?

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Because...

Hey, look, little Rocket Man.

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Spring, spring trap doors. Spring as you have never sprung before!

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I like this story and I really want to believe that it is true, so I'm not even going to try to verify it.

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His head doesn't even know that it is a skull yet, something that everyone else has known for years.

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At the time, as I recall, it was about $75 million.

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And still a better love story than Twilight. (The Moose on Squirrel love scenes alone will make it a classic of erotica.)

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I love the way that the Wonketterati selflessly help each other refine and polish the non-comments.

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So, returning to the summary level, Republicans continue their attempt to sell our country to Russians (a few of whom are nice), for cold, hard rubles.

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They need to update the map. It's been filled in.

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I don’t know any Russians, and even I am staying away from tea these days.

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"I always wondered if the stories here were true..."

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So, partners in fuckbonkery, basically? I think they might deserve each other.

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To benefit the Dominion, natch!

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Also, there’s just no way I accept Goldstone as a rogue agent. I mean. He’s not skilled, no way. Right?

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