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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Because the Russians are good at compromat?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Because...

Hey, look, little Rocket Man.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Spring, spring trap doors. Spring as you have never sprung before!

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Torby's mom's avatar

I like this story and I really want to believe that it is true, so I'm not even going to try to verify it.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

His head doesn't even know that it is a skull yet, something that everyone else has known for years.

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Little Lulu's avatar

At the time, as I recall, it was about $75 million.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And still a better love story than Twilight. (The Moose on Squirrel love scenes alone will make it a classic of erotica.)

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I love the way that the Wonketterati selflessly help each other refine and polish the non-comments.

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A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

So, returning to the summary level, Republicans continue their attempt to sell our country to Russians (a few of whom are nice), for cold, hard rubles.

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Jimh's avatar

They need to update the map. It's been filled in.

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Xenu Ate My Baby!'s avatar

I don’t know any Russians, and even I am staying away from tea these days.

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Jimh's avatar

"I always wondered if the stories here were true..."

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Gigglesnort's avatar

So, partners in fuckbonkery, basically? I think they might deserve each other.

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Xenu Ate My Baby!'s avatar

To benefit the Dominion, natch!

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Xenu Ate My Baby!'s avatar

Also, there’s just no way I accept Goldstone as a rogue agent. I mean. He’s not skilled, no way. Right?

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