Lost in translation Time for another sexy funtimes sleepover at the pope's house, and all the coolest bishops are invited! Last year, at the Synod, they all had such a good time, making s'mores and friendship bracelets and learning how marrieds sex each other
Sure, they'll consider being nicer to The Gays but allow priests to get married to WOMEN (or allow women to make their own health decisions) that would be a bridge too far. Don't fuck any of them. They shouldn't be rewarded for bad behavior.
Fig Newtons were ruined over a decade ago when the recipe was changed to make them "healthy." I will never forgive them for ruining my alternative to Oreos.
I've long thought that believers create the god they want to believe in to reflect their own existing personalities. If you're a nice person, you worship a nice god who tells you to be nice and rewards niceness...if you're a dick, you turn into your religion's version of Pat Robertson or Zakir Naik...and every religion I can think of, except maybe Jainism, has it's share of dicks, also too, sadly.
Pretty sure the outta the closet guy got the ax more because he was partnered with someone having the sexytime which is a nooooooo (to admit) for the frocked, more than it had to do with him actually being gay.Which is another thing, Catholic church. You want more priests? Wanna discourage the peado's? Then let women priests happen. Then let married priests happen- gay married women priests for extra protection against derpitude (The Bakers know a gay man priest, who does not do the sexxy time, that he admits to, but he is the most friggin christian dude on the planet and I mean that in the love thy neighbor is not a douche way, not the christianist way). There, shortage solved and everyone wins, horray!
Right? It is all, well I can't have any so no one can have any so there! Biggest dick move JC did which makes me think Mark just threw that in because he was a dick.
When I lived in Utah, ALL of the gay men/Lesbians were Mormon or ex-mormon.
Makes sense. Where I grew up the community was mostly RC, or Protestant.
But the Devil wears Prada! So Old Pope is the Devil??!
John Paul I and Benedict XVI were also non-Italians.
Fig Newtons are just a theory.
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Sure, they'll consider being nicer to The Gays but allow priests to get married to WOMEN (or allow women to make their own health decisions) that would be a bridge too far. Don't fuck any of them. They shouldn't be rewarded for bad behavior.
Fig Newtons were ruined over a decade ago when the recipe was changed to make them "healthy." I will never forgive them for ruining my alternative to Oreos.
I've long thought that believers create the god they want to believe in to reflect their own existing personalities. If you're a nice person, you worship a nice god who tells you to be nice and rewards niceness...if you're a dick, you turn into your religion's version of Pat Robertson or Zakir Naik...and every religion I can think of, except maybe Jainism, has it's share of dicks, also too, sadly.
"But if they do not have the gift of continence, show them Kim, for that will learn them."
Pretty sure the outta the closet guy got the ax more because he was partnered with someone having the sexytime which is a nooooooo (to admit) for the frocked, more than it had to do with him actually being gay.Which is another thing, Catholic church. You want more priests? Wanna discourage the peado's? Then let women priests happen. Then let married priests happen- gay married women priests for extra protection against derpitude (The Bakers know a gay man priest, who does not do the sexxy time, that he admits to, but he is the most friggin christian dude on the planet and I mean that in the love thy neighbor is not a douche way, not the christianist way). There, shortage solved and everyone wins, horray!
Right? It is all, well I can't have any so no one can have any so there! Biggest dick move JC did which makes me think Mark just threw that in because he was a dick.
But we got new Oreo flavors, so that was good
That would be a Pope I could support
Yes
JP II also, too.
ALL HAIL!!!!!! I was going to skip past until I saw the rave reviews from critics I admire. A must see. Rotten Tomatoes 94%.