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Lefty Mark's avatar

Please name an organized religion that would be exempt from that charge.

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fuflans's avatar

catholics have better art.

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fuflans's avatar

this is scott walker's archdiocese, isn't it?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

$9 million that could have gone to the victims, spent instead on delaying and obstructing the process.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

It's most certainly the other way round. Not that it's any better.

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Shypixel's avatar

<blockquote>Milwaukee Archdiocese, Why Do You Suck So Hard?</blockquote>

I thought it was the boys who did the sucking, not the other way 'round.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Look over there!! Boys legally kissing!!!! Sacrilege!! Leviticus!!!

See? Now the problem has gone away.

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malsperanza's avatar

The Vatican is engaged in shady financial dealings? Stop the presses. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Calvi">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

I don't know about you guys, but I'm about ready to pull my money out of Celibate Priest Futures.

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PubOption's avatar

I don't think it was rust and moth that corrupted Dolan.

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schmannity's avatar

This is almost as bad as Old Milwaukee.

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Shypixel's avatar

Young boy mouth rape /= terrorism

Priorities, chicken thief, priorities...

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Shypixel's avatar

You guys!

They made the priests say 100 Hail Mary's and perform an act of contrition.

That's enough for me.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Pay the victims any amount of monies they want because fuck you.

Yes, fuck you... for a change.

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Shypixel's avatar

so... no $200?

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