We've been thinking a lot about how to streamline our workload, synergize our growth goals, lifehack a four-hour work week, and generally figure out ways to be even more lazy. One of the proactive methodologies we're considering is creating a one-touch macro so we can efficiently deploy a post every time the Catholic Church does something incredibly awful related to the pedophile priest scandal. We could save literally MINUTES by having pre-written and recycled this post because all we really need to point out is that they are being horrible again. Today's particular flavor of horrible:
Please name an organized religion that would be exempt from that charge.
catholics have better art.
this is scott walker's archdiocese, isn't it?
$9 million that could have gone to the victims, spent instead on delaying and obstructing the process.
It's most certainly the other way round. Not that it's any better.
<blockquote>Milwaukee Archdiocese, Why Do You Suck So Hard?</blockquote>
I thought it was the boys who did the sucking, not the other way &#039;round.
Look over there!! Boys legally kissing!!!! Sacrilege!! Leviticus!!!
See? Now the problem has gone away.
The Vatican is engaged in shady financial dealings? Stop the presses. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Calvi">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
I don&#039;t know about you guys, but I&#039;m about ready to pull my money out of Celibate Priest Futures.
I don&#039;t think it was rust and moth that corrupted Dolan.
This is almost as bad as Old Milwaukee.
Young boy mouth rape /= terrorism
Priorities, chicken thief, priorities...
You guys!
They made the priests say 100 Hail Mary&#039;s and perform an act of contrition.
That&#039;s enough for me.
Pay the victims any amount of monies they want because fuck you.
Yes, fuck you... for a change.
so... no $200?