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Heller22's avatar

Go to private Catholic school then, sheesh.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

Isn't the concept of public bathroom facilities less than a century old? WWJD? More manufactured malignancy from the Religious nuts.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Catholics: We're Obsessed With Your Junk®

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The Lichtenbergian's avatar

re: sincerely held religious beliefs — I started years ago using the term "sincerely held religiousy beliefs," where 'religiousy' is equivalent to 'truthy.'

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DemoCat's avatar

“The school does indeed respect and welcome all students it serves, even jocks, nerds, goat-ropers, holy rollers, bronies, shit-kickers, hoedads, furries, malchiks, devotchkas, preps, poseurs, otaku, skateboard punk rockers, deadheads, swifties, frelks, spacers, and even hoopy froods.“

Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

This “lawsuit” is just a flaming bag of right wing religious fanatical poo. Once again, recognizing and respecting people different from white conservatives “oppresses” them, somehow.

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Louie's avatar

The hoedads!! They was the worst! Thatks for laugh. I couldn’t tell for sure if you appropriated any of Ferris Beller list that the woman working for Principal Roney used, Skål.

Got the ‘Swifties’ in there. Can’t leave them out. They’re the BEST!

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School district spokesperson Julie Allen said the school hasn’t been served yet, so sorry, no comment on the specific allegations, but yes, the school does indeed respect and welcome all students it serves, even jocks, nerds, goat-ropers, holy rollers, bronies, shit-kickers, hoedads, furries, malchiks, devotchkas, preps, poseurs, otaku, skateboard punk rockers, deadheads, swifties, frelks, spacers, and even hoopy froods.

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Jaysus, I'm old. I don't recognize a third of those things, and have no idea if any of them are just flat-out made up.

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Some kind of Fred's avatar

When I sponsor foolish legislation,

Mother Mary comes to me,

Speaking words of wisdom --

"Let us pee"

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JCfromNC's avatar

Why doesn't this have more upfists?

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Cool Pope actually just decided a couple days ago that gender ideology is sinful and wrecking God’s beautiful creation, in reason #87675812 that I am no longer Catholic and wish the Church would give me a damn certificate to that effect. How many times does a gal have to deny the holy foreskin before they boot you out with paperwork, fellas?

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Louie's avatar

That raises a great point. Where do I get my “Excommunicated “ certificate? I friggin earned it!

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John Norris's avatar

If this little girl is so Roman Catholic, why isn't she in a convent school training to be a nun? Also, she has no constitutional right to oppress others with her religion. Also too, if it ain't in the Baltimore Catechism then it ain't Catholic dogma.

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beb's avatar

As an atheist, I think we need a "Freedom FROM Religion" that bans imposing your religious beliefs on any one else.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I knew it was Dok when I hit "hoopy froods".

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Dave Hardwick's avatar

Many Thanks, Doktor Zoom! I fully support the Fairfax County School Board against yet another hateful difficulty thrown in their faces by fascist assholes.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

More fun: School districts may allow school chaplains pending DeSantis’ approval

https://flvoicenews.com/school-districts-may-allow-school-chaplains-pending-desantis-approval/

During the questions segment on the Senate floor, Sen. Lori Berman, D-Boynton Beach, asked Grall if there is any training requirement for chaplains.

Grall said the bill does not prescribe that training but “merely sets forth the minimum requirements the school district must meet to put a program in place.”

“Are you worried that not having any kind of training inaccurate information that could psychologically hurt these students?” Berman asked.

Grall said she is not worried and that the chaplains will be background checked. She said there is also a requirement that their names and potential religious affiliations be posted to the website.

Berman asked if there are any prohibitions on religion, such as satanism.

“Because of the free exercise of religion, this is not limiting to any specific religion and would allow any religion to participate in the program,” Grall said.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

School chaplains = groomers, and I mean that literally and in every sense of the word.

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Thixotropickle's avatar

Cool, so chaplains from the Satanic Temple will also be welcome to roam the halls dispensing their exercise freely.

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Come here a minute's avatar

I support my Fairfax County School Board, and Stephen Miller can take his astroturf assholes and fuck right off. OUR schools aren't here for YOUR religion!

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Some kind of Fred's avatar

Old comment:

"Don't make me pray in my school, and I won't make you think in your church".

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Jeff Ralston's avatar

It's always the same with these religious bigots. They think rights are a zero sum game - if someone they disapprove of has the same rights they have, their rights are somehow diminished.

I had this same conversion with a conservative Catholic woman 20 years ago. If gay marriage was legalized, it would somehow make her marriage less in some nebulous, indefinable way.

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Pliny the Younger's avatar

There are good things and bad things about Catholicism, but there's one thing - Catholics don't get to make up Catholic doctrine by themselves. This young lady is apostate!

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Cool Pope just issued doctrine on this days ago. It’s fresh off the ol’ press.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

As a lapsed Catholic and 8-year veteran of Catholic School, I heartily concur. There are enough silly rules there already without individual nutters making shit up.

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