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Catholic School Principal Must Atone Forever For Sin Of Putting Ellen DeGeneres On School Dance Fliers
Was your high school principal always trying to be down with the kids, but then did something embarrassing like putting pix of Kid'n'Play on a flier - in 2004? Pity the poor Catholic school principal who tried to be cool by using Ellen Degeneres's Oscar photo to flog a dance, forgetting that Ellen is a big homosexxican and that the Catholic Church kinda frowns on that.
Yes, besides being cringe-inducing merely for the fact that 14-year-olds likely watch neither the Oscars nor the Ellen show and would have found the picture of a tuxedoed Ellen gracing their eighth-grade dance fliers to be painfully uncool, there's also the whole gay thing.