CBS News Magically Turns Boos Into Cheers For Infallible God King Donald Trump

Definitely sick of winning

Donald Trump yelled at the news networks yesterday -- it was like "a f___ing firing squad," according to frequent Donald Trump leakee the New York Post -- and CBS for one seems to have taken the chastisement to heart!

Just watch this video! 

"Donald Trump has wrapped up his meeting with the New York Times," announces the anchor peppily, "and as he was leaving he was greeted by cheers!"

Cheers for the king! Cheers for the king! Do not lock us up, o gracious one!

Listen to the cheers for yourself.

UPDATE: Donald Trump is greeted with cheers as he leaves meeting with the New York Times https: //t.co/31saOhI0wR   pic.twitter.com/tvAp4HPUyq 

— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 22, 2016 

By the end, the anchor nervously chuckles that there are perhaps a few boos mixed in. But don't tell that to CBS's social media team!

Are they cheers or boos? Is the dress blue and gold or black and go fuck yourself?

Will Facebook ban CBS for making up fake news? Or are we going to drink this nice cup of bleach?

It's a quandary of an enigma wrapped in the death of journalism, the end.

[ CBS ]