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well what does the CDC know about infectious diseases, I'm gonna wait and see what jared kushner thinks

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Yeah. A kickass in a comments section (so obviously not here where comments are NOT ALOUD!) told me "if a person with Covid-19 died in an alligator attack they count it as a covid death."

Okay. MAYBE in Florida - if the county "coronuh" is Florida Man.

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So we're not getting that sweet, sweet Chinese PPE?

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Texas has Dumbshit Dan Patrick.

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Is that the official denial that comes from a WH source who asked not to be named - which is ... odd? (Serious question.)

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I estimated over 100k by mid May and people said it wouldn't get that bad....

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"Alaska has also reopened and is seeing a small number of increasing cases..."

Well, our state opened up in a very limited way on Friday, and we've had an increase of six cases over four days. Our total is up to 370 now, and 263 have recovered. So far not too bad, and we'll see how...if...things change.

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not to worry. The Beltway Yaps and MSM will simply stop reporting about it once they get bored.

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can't be said enough:

trump literally gave us plague..

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well no(-ish). but metaphorically that PoS has given us every form of plague.

including a literal one.

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Isn’t all this [gestures with grand futility] a result of the death of empathy?

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Get an emergency generator? Just for the freezer? Because we live in a failedstateshitholecountry?

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"...as we monitor the efforts by states to ease restrictions." Meaning we will do jackshit other than spin our message to blame whichever states have an increased demand for coffins and continue to interfere in the supply chain to the advantage our price-gouging buddies.

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Is it just me or does that gun make him look fat?

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Que Chris Cooper in “Muppets”...maniacal laugh...maniacal laugh...

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Ta, Dok.

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