In who knows how long (two, three years depending on Egypt?) our Chinese overlords will have complete control of America and only those who love pandas and have nimble fingers will survive. This is why it is essential that everyone chug some MSG and do some serious celebrating for the Chinese New Year, now America's New Year, on Thursday. If all goes well, the holiday will get to be a part of the great American tradition of enjoying the food and alcohol of another culture on their special day without having to actually associate with the ethnic group. Gung Hey Fat Choy: Make your reservations now.
I'm not making any plans to celebrate until I hear what Boss "I wasn't wrong; I was misinformed" BlunderRush has to say about Chinese New Year.
I'm not making any plans to celebrate until I hear what Boss "I wasn't wrong; I was misinformed" BlunderRush has to say about Chinese New Year.