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automatic weapons? really... Where can I get one?

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I'd like to set some of the crackers around here on fire. Yeah, yeah, votes, whatever.

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Yeah, there's not exactly any enforcement at all of that around this part of the state though.

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I'm guessing you're not a <em>Deadliest Catch</em> viewer.

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That is Pinko Commie Sir.

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Presumably the gravy is added after you take them out of the deep fryer.

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<a href="https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/102188473299463683890\/July12013\?authuser=0&amp\;authkey=Gv1sRgCOyggOju9ZqHFw&amp\;feat=directlink" target="_blank">Maybe this will work.</a> It's a cute picture. But let's be honest. Here in Stephen Harperistan, we no longer have a long gun registry. We are better off than the USA in regards to guns, but it's by no means perfect. That being said, there is NO country that I would rather live in than Canada. The land of Tommy Douglas!!

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<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Thomas_D&#039\;Arcy_McGee" target="_blank">Thomas D'Arcy McGee</a> has a thing or two to say about that.

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PLEEEASSSE let that be a drag queen pic on top, not a genetic female w/ horrible taste. Forget the bracelets, she could stop bullets w/ her wig alone.

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Also, here's some more ammo (badum pew-pew) in the argument against the large capacity magazines:

The majority of guns used to "deter crime" (a seriously subjective criteria, but still) are NEVER FIRED. Something like 54% of those are just someone mentioning their gun but never even pointing it at the criminal, and 47% just aiming it towards someone.

That means magazine size has <i>absolutely not a single fucking thing</i> to do with their main reason for owning guns for "protection against crime"

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honestly, a 3X wonder woman costume <i>never</i> occurred to me.

american exceptionalism triumphs again.

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needs moar Metamucil

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needs moar invisibility

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Derp Kommissar's in town, oh oh

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Dana Loesch in a helicopter?

As God as my witness, I thought wingnuts could fly

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Don't be so sure. There might be some 1812 re-enactors with their Brown Besses. <a href="https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/102188473299463683890\/July12013#5895650964098041202" target="_blank">It's been known to happen.</a>

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