Celebrate The 80th Anniversary Of The Repeal Of Prohibition In Style With Your Happy and Wonkette Writers
Today is a great day in American history, a day that ranks up there with July 4th and whatever day the Constitutional Convention was held and Christmas and that day you take off in the middle of August when there hasn't been a holiday in SO LONG. Yes, we're talking about the day Prohibition ended. Celebrate! Good Times! America, fuck yeah!
Seriously, 18th Amendment, you were the least-loved Amendment ever, and the only one that the American people hated so much they had to break up with it. Let's all celebrate with yr Wonk and Happy staff with their drinks of choice!
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields
You have an annual income?
Elitist.