Celebrities Destroying America, According to Television

 According to the news today, the GOP hates celebrities, hates television, and hates words. St. Ronald Reagan would be so ashamed. 

• The GOP doesn't like it when Obama uses celebrities like Sarah Jessica Parker or Anna Wintour in his campaign, but they all fall over themselves over Donald Trump ! See, the real problem is that no one cares about these celebrities anyway. Well, okay. Maybe Carrie Bradshaw, but you know people who watch a TV show about women in New York are a bunch of Obama-lovers anyway. [ The Daily Beast ]

• Do presidential TV ads actually work? No, but they do showcase how a candidate will market himself. The graphics better be Avatar -level awesome, is what we're saying. [ Washington Post ]

• Here is an article about words conservatives hate and why. Wonkette didn't make the list, but we know they think of us fondly. [ The Atlantic ]

• Finally, here is an infographic about when we know about internships. The results will surprise you, but they show that Wonkette is a God among companies that have internships. Now excuse me, I have to go refill our editrix's flask. [ Slate ]