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Celestial Guardians Do Not Care For Pope Ratzi
It's no secret that certain earthly beings harbor no love for the current Pope, a self-made Prada-clad dandy with a troubled past of torturing Luke Skywalker with his laser-beam hands. But apparently not even the Pope's own guardian angel likes him very much, because it let him break his wrist a few weeks ago.
Pope Benedict XVI said Wednesday that his “guardian angel” let him down when he fell and broke his wrist earlier this month, but that the angel was clearly acting “on superior orders.”
[...] “Perhaps the Lord wanted to teach me more patience and humility, give me more time for prayer and meditation,” the pope added.
Which body part of the Pope will this vengeful fairy attack next?