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Ducksworthy's avatar

US Gov. as sheltered workshop. Great.

Relativicus's avatar

Would Lamar be willing to officially rename his committee the "House 'Science'-pffft Committee"?

Incoming Ham's avatar

Sorry, I forgot. I'll give myself 40 lashes and force myself to read "Atlas Shrugged."

epiphyte's avatar

Unfortunately it won't be the person that developed the technology that gets the credit or even the money. It will be the asshat that drove that person's company into bankruptcy with endless obstruction, bought it for 0.00001 cents on the dollar, then turned round and touted it as the great white savior of humanity.

JH Marx, Resister's avatar

A "Spaniard in the Works" so to speak.

Bad Tom's avatar

Presidential death threats are why there is a Secret Service.

Bad Tom's avatar

Schrodinger and his cat, (dead or not, made you look, ha, ha!,) came later.

Queen Méabh's avatar

This is all starting to sound like an episode from the 1983 TV miniseries "V".

Bad Tom's avatar

"If we know Climate Change's momentum with extreme vetting precision, its position will be so uncertain no one can find it."--Steve Bannon's failed Quantum Physics Ph.D. thesis defense

Bad Tom's avatar

President Steve Bannon is preparing an Executive Order to deal with this alleged* discrepancy as we speak.-------* That is, treasonous, un-American, filthy, lame-stream, and just plain mean.

Bad Tom's avatar

There is no reason he could not be both a moron and a liar.

Daybuh's avatar

It's like V, only more scarey

fawkedifiknow's avatar

I'd move to China, but Trump already did with his companies.

Bad Tom's avatar

If only we could read them.-------Damn DDos.