Oh, Obama. We tried so hard to keep your secret under wraps. We figured that no one would ever figure out how devious you were. We figured we could keep your real plan a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma all mixed together inside a delicious smoked brisket burrito. Sadly, we were wrong. Charles Krauthammer is just too gosh-darned perceptive and has seen through all our protective layers. Now the world will know that B. Barry Bamz is all about dividing, conquering, and stone cold
I wish I had the time to make the trip up from Floridastan. I did brew a batch of White House Honey Ale for the occasion, though, and it's excellent.
Oh god, I get such a contact high from Republicans in Obama!Evil!Mastermind mode. It's like being in an elevator with Bob Marley and the Wailers.
I haven't had a whole lot of luck with the ones that are all women, either.
When you're watching a man win at checkers, it's hard to evaluate his ninja skills.
I figured it just meant a German who was dumb as a box of hammers.
They take off their tinfoil hats when in caucus? The fools! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
When the springboard of right-wing ideology is working so well, what could possibly go wrong?
WLBH, now.
Posse Riot.
Relax. A <i>Krauthammer</i> is just the tool used to shred pickled cabbage. With votes.
I wish I had the time to make the trip up from Floridastan. I did brew a batch of White House Honey Ale for the occasion, though, and it&#039;s excellent.
It&#039;s also relevant whose blood it is on your opponent&#039;s knuckles.
And when it comes out that his middle name is Schickelgruber, the Scheisse will hit the Pfanne.
Leona Helmsley&#039;s dog?
Oh god, I get such a contact high from Republicans in Obama!Evil!Mastermind mode. It&#039;s like being in an elevator with Bob Marley and the Wailers.
There are some metaphorical statements you wish were literally true. This is one of them.
It used to be, but women have a way of shutting these things down...
That time machine has proved to be invaluable....