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I haven't had a whole lot of luck with the ones that are all women, either.

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When you're watching a man win at checkers, it's hard to evaluate his ninja skills.

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I figured it just meant a German who was dumb as a box of hammers.

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They take off their tinfoil hats when in caucus? The fools! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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When the springboard of right-wing ideology is working so well, what could possibly go wrong?

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WLBH, now.

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Posse Riot.

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Relax. A <i>Krauthammer</i> is just the tool used to shred pickled cabbage. With votes.

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I wish I had the time to make the trip up from Floridastan. I did brew a batch of White House Honey Ale for the occasion, though, and it's excellent.

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It's also relevant whose blood it is on your opponent's knuckles.

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And when it comes out that his middle name is Schickelgruber, the Scheisse will hit the Pfanne.

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Leona Helmsley's dog?

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Oh god, I get such a contact high from Republicans in Obama!Evil!Mastermind mode. It's like being in an elevator with Bob Marley and the Wailers.

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There are some metaphorical statements you wish were literally true. This is one of them.

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It used to be, but women have a way of shutting these things down...

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That time machine has proved to be invaluable....

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