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whatwhomever's avatar

My first thought reading this garbage was “Christ what a buttplug”, but that’s a disservice to buttplugs

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Gort. Now Pfully Boostered's avatar

First, let me say how much Kirk's monologue has enraged me. I'm an easy going non-violent man but I'm currently fantasizing violence against this moron.Second, now that that is out of the way: I was rage wondering why this MAGAT (maggot) is even bothered by Ms Biles decision. An heroic one at that IMO. Then Evan wrote :"Big surprise, Charlie Kirk, dumpy conservative white man, thinks a Black woman exists to please other people." Ah yes. Nailed it.Also too~

She had been experiencing similar troubles in the prelims. It wasn't a blip. She's going through a thing. She's a human being who goes through things. This is known in golf circles as the 'Yips', I believe, but much less dangerous.

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popebuck1's avatar

Someone else pointed out that Charlie Kirk is three whole years older than Simone Biles, and yet feels comfortable labeling her a member of "this entitled generation of kids we're raising today."

Hmm... infantalizing her, and casting himself as the wise elder even though they're basically the same age. Because his statement wasn't already assholish enough as it was, I guess.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

I suspect Charlie has more admiration for the skateboarder who caught his nuts on the fence. “Now THAT’S dedication! He went right out there a took a whack in the balls for his team! That’s what I always did!”

Please demonstrate, Mr. Kirk.

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Napoleanofthetrump's avatar

"The Russians" didn't win, the Russian Olympians did. They can't compete under their flag.

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marcus816's avatar

If there was an Olympic competition for the most punchable face in the whole goddamned world Charlie Kirk would be gold medal material, although there would be stiff (if by stiff you mean limp) competition from amongst his “conservative” brethren.

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mailman27's avatar

Kirk couldn't even qualify in the Facial Olympics. Too damn small.

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

Be nice to see Simone pull off that vault..on Charlie's weird ass face.

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deadjello's avatar

Who's this particular fuckwit? Obligatory musical posthttps://youtu.be/TXK03FHVsHk

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

I hate to think where America is heading if Charlie ever manages to figure out how to have sex with his wife and they end up spawning.

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StarJamma's avatar

In the racism Olympics, this would get a score of 6.4, a modest effort but ultimately without the grace and panache one would expect from such a doughy, entitled dipshit.

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RMKH's avatar

Thar asshole makes me stabby

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Jgb979's avatar

My favorite takes are “Michael Jordan and Kerri Strugg DIDNT”

Keri Strugg had to quit gymnastics immediately after the 1996 Olympics given the injuries suffered. I don’t think you want to argue for the moral upper hand when you cite the kind of mental and physical abuse a coach like Bela karoli (and his doctor Larry Nassar) can inflict. You can see it in her eyes in videos of that night. She knew she shouldn’t make that jump. She was coerced into doing it anyway.

And Michael Jordan quit basketball for three years to essentially focus on his mental health.

Simone Biles knew that she stood the risk of serious physical injury if her head was not fully in the game. That’s not being weak that’s just a fact of life.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

These are NASCAR fans. They really really wanted to watch a black woman get injured.

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Truxpin49's avatar

Jenna Ellis, the amazing Christian that she is, has been railing on her nonstop since yesterday. It's just pathetic.

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