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sylviagee's avatar

Who on earth is this Charlie Kirk plonker? Obviously never educated beyond 6th Grade, and with such ignorant, half thought through notions. Go home to your mommy, boy. She might be able to teach you some common sense, even if schooling is out.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Can we put this dweeb and Laura Loomatic on a desert island someplace where they can put themselves in charge and run around and be as despotic as they wanna be? Of all the crazies today, these 2 most deserve each other.

Heidi Schuyler's avatar

The person here seeming most unAmerican is Charlie (Dick, uh, I mean) Kirk.

Timmy Tee's avatar

What a fucking shitwipe this little dweeb is.

DemoCat's avatar

Man, these people are weird. They are so full of hatred and fear, they basically want everyone deported except for the most extreme, far-right Trump humpers. And this weird obsession with a nationalized set of values, culture and religion is oh so creepy, and reeks of 1930’s nazi Germany.

Lastly, I hate to break it to Charles Kirk, but most people do not look at him and say, “is an American just someone that has a US passport.” They look at him and say, “well, Little Face?”

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Charlie, do you speak for all Bobblehead-Americans when you say that?

BlueSpot's avatar

Charlie Kirk is a racist piece of shit. He doesn't understand American values, American laws, American history, or the Constitution of the United States.

Flo Plazo's avatar

I am 64 years old, born and raised here, three quarters of my family tree have been here since before our country was founded. My whole life , I thought I knew what "American values" were. Today , I have no idea what the actual fuck "American values" are.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I have never heard Kirk speak. I'm not about to start now.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

TBF, Cletus Safaris are all ABOUT culture. Just not the kind which doesn’t fuck its relatives.

Robert Eckert's avatar

"make English the official language of the United States. President Trump deserves credit for this" What? Donald Trump can't speak English.

WokeGrandma's avatar

Nor can Charlie Kirk, judging from the quotes.

Ron Spangler's avatar

People like Charlie Kirk think people like me hate America. They're wrong. I just hate them.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Weird because I have always suspected Charlie Kirk is actually from Belgium.

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

I'm not devout, haven't been since I was about fifteen, but I still find it offensive when a fifth-rate prat like Kirk puts on a pious expression and talks about "our lord Jesus" would not approve of this or that. As I remember, Jesus said, if he's cited correctly in the gospels, "Ye cannot serve God and mammon."

Preachers of the prosperity gospel (always chiefly concerned with their own prosperity) are not too hot on that particular saying.

Jesus also made a point in his story about the good Samaritan that Charlie Kirk probably doesn't buy. The whole point of it is that in Jesus' day, Samaritans were not considered good. They were viewed as mongrel heretics with which no "real" Jew would associate. But if a Samaritan helps you out in your direst need when a priest and a Levite (the "acceptable" people) have left you lying in the road, then the Samaritan is more your neighbour than they are.

WokeGrandma's avatar

That's a good one! A while ago I bought my adult daughter this bookmark because I knew it would crack her up. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BYHW3BPW?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_1

Lois Henry's avatar

Here’s the thing that keeps popping up - folks who are not believers tend to be better informed on the actual words in ‘the Bible’ than ‘Christian’ folks spouting what they imagine is scripture. They have frequently clearly only read the Cliff’s Notes.

Why is that do you suppose?

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I think giving them credit for the Cliff Notes is way too generous. They have been TAUGHT what it says, and reading it would clearly be superfluous.

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

We unbelievers don't think that we know what's in ANY book before we read it with some care and attention.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Charlie Kirk is a huge asswipe who thinks only Christians should be citizens and Muslims can never be Americans even though he’s desperately tap dancing around to avoid saying that explicitly.

The above is a statement of fact that is demonstrably true.

T L Mills's avatar

Charlie Kirk has the weirdest head and face of anyone I have ever seen... He looks just like one of those dolls that won't fall over; they roll around but never actually fall. I had one of those that looked a lot like Charlie Kirk...or maybe Barney Rubble. Actually, Kirk and Rubble look a lot alike...hmmm, maybe that explains Charlie Kirk's Neanderthal thinking processes.

Botch Casually's avatar

What’s that thing on his shoulders? EGAD! Someone, quick deflate it before it bursts or worse before it spreads! Call DHS! Call RFK jr. !. Someone warn Grandpa Hannity that the elderly are the most vulnerable an should steer clear of any contact America’s Kuck!

GrannysKnitting's avatar

for fucks sake the 'i'm just asking questions' thing again? why not just say 'i have the intellectual depth of a two year old who has to have basic society explained over and over again because my mommy said i'm a smrt special big boy with a normal sized penis'