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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

It's Charlie Fucking Sheen. I get a pass on this one.

NorthStarSpanx's avatar

No wonder Trump has a base, there are base ass people out there.

Wee Mousie's avatar

No, but I know a fellow who did. He's now a great big movement of dogshit, decorating some poor bastard's front lawn, as all the nutrients leech out of him and he gradually turns white

sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Hey if you know more about jewelry than me (which is highly probable!) and you think it sounds weird then I will bow to your experience in these matters.A healthy debate is always beneficial :)

Aniline's avatar

My mom did the same whenever drunk Dad claimed to have fought in Afghanistan. (He actually did serve, and got PTSD evacuating corpses from a crashed civilian ship.)

Peter Fotopoulos's avatar

Perhaps you meant to write, " . . . this sounds like a metaphor [not "euphemism"] for his presidential [not "Presidential"] campaign."

merl1's avatar

they're more fun when you crush them and smoke them.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I'm actually quite surprised De Beers haven't had words about it, they are very protective of the term diamond

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Who played dirty water on a swordfishtrombone.

Also, too:

Well Frank settled down in the Valleyand hung his wild yearson a nail that he drove throughhis wife's forehead

and:

Colder than the ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre, on Saturday night

Voice of Harold's avatar

"I wonder if this means Trump steaks are really pink slime meat-based product in disguise." Trump is a pink slime meat-based product himself, but without the disguise.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

This is absolutely frightening—one was enough.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

That was when he loved the Latinos, and thought Charlie (Carlos Irwin Estévez) would be impressed by flashy crap. it does make sense, in a sick way.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

I love it when you talk dirty.

In-Home Tooter's avatar

I think I like you when you're angry.

Querolous's avatar

Green skin can be "provacative"