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It's Charlie Fucking Sheen. I get a pass on this one.

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No wonder Trump has a base, there are base ass people out there.

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You listen?

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No, but I know a fellow who did. He's now a great big movement of dogshit, decorating some poor bastard's front lawn, as all the nutrients leech out of him and he gradually turns white

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Hey if you know more about jewelry than me (which is highly probable!) and you think it sounds weird then I will bow to your experience in these matters.A healthy debate is always beneficial :)

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My mom did the same whenever drunk Dad claimed to have fought in Afghanistan. (He actually did serve, and got PTSD evacuating corpses from a crashed civilian ship.)

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Perhaps you meant to write, " . . . this sounds like a metaphor [not "euphemism"] for his presidential [not "Presidential"] campaign."

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they're more fun when you crush them and smoke them.

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I'm actually quite surprised De Beers haven't had words about it, they are very protective of the term diamond

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Who played dirty water on a swordfishtrombone.

Also, too:

Well Frank settled down in the Valleyand hung his wild yearson a nail that he drove throughhis wife's forehead

and:

Colder than the ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre, on Saturday night

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"I wonder if this means Trump steaks are really pink slime meat-based product in disguise." Trump is a pink slime meat-based product himself, but without the disguise.

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This is absolutely frightening—one was enough.

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That was when he loved the Latinos, and thought Charlie (Carlos Irwin Estévez) would be impressed by flashy crap. it does make sense, in a sick way.

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I love it when you talk dirty.

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I think I like you when you're angry.

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Green skin can be "provacative"

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