Cheap Throat

Science has confirmed it: Jeff Gannon was not the Bush Administration's paid mouthpiece. Instead, he was a completely independent mouthpiece. Even when strapped into an electric chair and tickled relentlessly, Gannon insisted he had no connections to the White House. Later, a polygraph test vindicated him too.

"Well, from journalist to journalist, we try to set the record straight," concluded the show's host, Rolanda Watts.

"Absolutely," replied the simulated Marine and sticky-fingered fact-gatherer . "The truth shall set you free."— GREG BEATO

 Gannon Lie Detector Video [C & L]