Humanesque check-kiting shit-pie fraud Newt Gingrich has had an embarrassing day. Where he should have been eating pouty dick Rick Santorum's brains to garner his fallen opponent's powers, instead he is busy getting laughed at for bouncing a $500 check
Ole Newt is a lot like Rocky - too many sequels, a story no longer believable, in the public eye well past the sell-by date. Punch drunk, broke and broken down, he wanders the streets in a pathetic attempt to hang on to some shread of relevance and interest.
Shhhhh! This room is not quiet.
<blockquote>Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society.</blockquote> -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
<blockquote>Civilized? Fuck that!</blockquote> -- Tea Party
But didn&#039;t the Blah Guy then get killed by the Russian?
Moose &amp; Squirrel libel!
Ole Newt is a lot like Rocky - too many sequels, a story no longer believable, in the public eye well past the sell-by date. Punch drunk, broke and broken down, he wanders the streets in a pathetic attempt to hang on to some shread of relevance and interest.
That&#039;s why the check bounced.
You noticed that too? I think she&#039;s channelling Callista-bot.
A clone of army of Newt Gingriches would be pretty harmless. Unless it attacks an all-you-can-cram-down-your-massive-pie-hole buffet.
Taxes are not punishment. It&#039;s the cost of Freedom&trade;.
Historian Newt Gingrich believes he <em>was</em> part of the Lois and Clark expedition.