625 Comments
User's avatar
Jacqueline Klein's avatar

This makes a 40,000 sq.ft suite at a 5 star luxury hotel in NYC seem like a 6th floor studio walk-up on 210th St. Maybe she could try shooting her next puppie on board with an AR when the turbulance is so bad every bullet goes right through the hull. It would make it all worthwhile to see her sucked out. Then she will find proof that she isn’t evil and should go to heaven.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Before she enters prison, I'd like to see Krusty's head shaved bare in public. For all of the children who disappeared into the hellish maw of a criminal kidnapping/torturing/raping/assaulting/murdering "deportation" scheme she is managing for TFG. SHE IS A TRAITOR TO THE USA.

Kate's avatar

I thought I couldn't hate this bitch more. I'd give a limb to be able to rip those extensions out.

Anne Flaherty's avatar

I want to like ALL these comments, but there are a lot, and now I gotta pee.

Anne Flaherty's avatar

Hmmm.... Electric bidet. Think of the things a deranged electrician could accomplish. Bwahahaha.

Levi-za's avatar

#NurembergThemAll #PrayForLightning

Padraic Smithies's avatar

So when she decides she's had enough of Corey and dumps him in, say, Cambodia, will that count as a "high profile deportation?" We are just asking.

Kate's avatar

He's lucky if he doesn't end up in a gravel pit.

Padraic Smithies's avatar

Along with Kristi and Corey, most members of the Trump administration would be candidates for some kind of Bush-era "extraordinary rendition," complete with waterboarding and genital shock therapy... except that would be too kind.

Kate's avatar

I truly hope I live to see them imprisoned.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

He'd better sleep with one eye open, holding his pillow tight...

Padraic Smithies's avatar

You may find yourself in a beautiful plane, with a beautiful non-wife (eye of the beholder); and you may say to yourself "Well, how did I get here?"

Padraic Smithies's avatar

So I guess we could just leave the original, with spouse unspecified.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I would say that Kristi Noem is an abomination, but she's typical of this maladministration. May they all soon fall, and hard.

FredRock's avatar

"maladministration" Great word!

Zyxomma's avatar

I’ve called them that since version 1.0. I’d love to be able to retire the term.

Mark Kelly's avatar

Of course Nazi Noem lives in luxury at our expense, while people suffer. Like he rest of Trump's cabinet, she has no soul.

BlueSpot's avatar

Gee, a decent guillotine only costs about $400, new.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"Now the Substack News Not Noise has dug up some more details about this flying palace, and hoo boy does it sound fancy! Noem’s a long way from driving an old pickup around South Dakota looking for gravel pits where she can shoot her dog in peace."

But have you taken in the savings of not wasting several rounds and just kicking your dog out the door of your airplane?

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

Even Marie Antoinette would be like: "The floating fuck-palace seems a bit extravagant, dog killer".

mzf's avatar

Are there snakes on the plane? Why is it always snakes?

larry gassan's avatar

"Bee-day" is French for "Ass-ah Blast-ah"