Unto the child of Billary, a child was born. And theNew York Post was ON IT, as only thePostcan be: Bill and Hillary Clinton welcomed a brand new Democrat into the fold on Saturday — by sharing the first pictures of their only grandchild. Chelsea Clinton gave birth Friday night to Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky — sure to be used as a talking point when Hillary hits the campaign trail.
let's see, $50M; he's what? 55? give him another 40 years generously? So if he make ZERO dollars on royalties, investments, sales of current assets... he can spend $1M+ per year for the rest of his life and not go completely broke. First he's got to have the crappiest investment portfolio/manager ever and/or he just doesn't know how to spend money and actually have fun. The DOW is 16K+ and he's letting his fund manager blame his imminent bankruptcy on Obama? He should let Bernie Maddoff handle his money. What an asshat.
1. I kinda wish the Mesvinskys would have chosen "Billary" as the middle name, but they probably wouldn't have found it as entertaining as I would have. This is related to how my first child didn't end up named "Sven".
2. People are reading and answering texts on google glass while fucking DRIVING? Someone is so stupid they think it's okay because it's a heads-up display? Shoot them on sight. (Have them pull over first). Jesus Hussein Christ, people.
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WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE???
too late, <strike> Hillary already murdered the whole Hospital</strike> the entire staff of the hospital died in a freak suicide pact.
don&#039;t worry the GOP has a wonderful new video out about how nice they are! :)
Nice job, Post headline writers. Where&#039;d you intern, the <em>V&ouml;lkischer Beobachter</em>?
let&#039;s see, $50M; he&#039;s what? 55? give him another 40 years generously? So if he make ZERO dollars on royalties, investments, sales of current assets... he can spend $1M+ per year for the rest of his life and not go completely broke. First he&#039;s got to have the crappiest investment portfolio/manager ever and/or he just doesn&#039;t know how to spend money and actually have fun. The DOW is 16K+ and he&#039;s letting his fund manager blame his imminent bankruptcy on Obama? He should let Bernie Maddoff handle his money. What an asshat.
Remember when someone said something unkind about Sarah Palin&#039;s youngest babby? The right-wing went insane. INSANE! You can google it.
That would be pretty fucking impressive. &quot;Too old, huh? Check this.&quot;
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?*
*Obligatory.
1. I kinda wish the Mesvinskys would have chosen &quot;Billary&quot; as the middle name, but they probably wouldn&#039;t have found it as entertaining as I would have. This is related to how my first child didn&#039;t end up named &quot;Sven&quot;.
2. People are reading and answering texts on google glass while fucking DRIVING? Someone is so stupid they think it&#039;s okay because it&#039;s a heads-up display? Shoot them on sight. (Have them pull over first). Jesus Hussein Christ, people.
Since the dad is a Hedgehog, they could have named the kid Jewel, Goldie, or Bankster.
I thought the Post headline was funny. So sue me.
I don&#039;t have to. I got about 250 down thumbs out of it.
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Affirmative, Captain. Also too, there is no one like the Shat.
Yeah, all 12 of them.
Yeah, the <i>Onion</i>-like front page was probably deliberate -- <i>this</i> time.