Chelsea's New Father-In-Law Is a Stupid Crook

Wedding bells may soon be ringing -- what are wedding bells, anyway? -- for Chelsea Clinton, but there will be no creepy dance with her new father-in-law, because he's locked up in prison.

Oh, Chelsea. You try to do everything right. You never get kicked out of a foreign country for being a drunken whore. And still, you are followed by filth because you are a Clinton. The story so far: Chelsea is hooked up with Marc Mezvinsky, son of former Iowa congressman Ed Mezvinsky, who fell for Nigerian e-mail scams and then stole from his friends to fall for more Nigerian scams . Stupid, gullible and a thieving scumbag!

Well, it doesn't really have anything to do with Chelsea and Marc, right? Wrong: "Mezvinsky used his connections to the Clintons and his son's social relationship with Chelsea to persuade people to give him money to participate in the scams."

 Father of Chelsea's Boyfriend in Prison for Fraud, Scams [ABC Blotter]