Cheney Ephemera: If Only This Week Could Last Forever

First, a Denver TV station seems to assume quite a bit in their headline about Mr. Whittington:

(We kid, we kid. While mysterious accidents do often befall those who laugh at Cheney's mighty sword, this story is, in fact, about some yokel who was shot by his underage girlfriend. The Cheney thing's just a transparent reach at newsworthiness, something we'dneversink to.)

Next, a presumably unemployed reader reports:

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