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Capt.Jim's avatar

What the frack, everyone loves pizza, but does Chevron own Bobtown Pizza,I want me some DiCarlos iffin they are buying thats the best in the area.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Pizza!? WTF, is Michael Dunn running Chevron's outreach program?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I know! I am so ashamed of myself. I will immediately mail my month's salary to Chevron as penance for my heinous deeds.

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The Quirk's avatar

I think you mean Tom Corbett.

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The Quirk's avatar

And underlined.

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The Quirk's avatar

All I'm getting is a highly visible finger.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Just set the thing in the front yard. It will be fully cooked in a minute or two.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

**************And in other business news, Exxon-Mobil today announced plans to take over the Domino's Pizza chain. "It's all about diversifying our brand, said CEO Snidley Whiplash. What could be a more natural than gasoline and pizza?" Coincidentally, Duke Energy announced a similar plan to buy out Little Ceasar's Pizza chain. Wall Street cheered the news, sending energy stocks soaring...************

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Crazy Bread or NO DEAL!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

With a mime performance by The Two Mile Island Players.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'll bet he uses a knife and fork to eat it.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's what the planet craves.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

That's a half-life.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Would you like frack fries with that?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

You forgot: One dead and one presumed. Hat Trick!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

But they're Jerb Creators!!!1!

Those pizzas won't deliver themselves...

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