24 Comments
User's avatar
Capt.Jim's avatar

What the frack, everyone loves pizza, but does Chevron own Bobtown Pizza,I want me some DiCarlos iffin they are buying thats the best in the area.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Pizza!? WTF, is Michael Dunn running Chevron's outreach program?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I know! I am so ashamed of myself. I will immediately mail my month's salary to Chevron as penance for my heinous deeds.

The Quirk's avatar

I think you mean Tom Corbett.

The Quirk's avatar

All I'm getting is a highly visible finger.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Just set the thing in the front yard. It will be fully cooked in a minute or two.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

**************And in other business news, Exxon-Mobil today announced plans to take over the Domino's Pizza chain. "It's all about diversifying our brand, said CEO Snidley Whiplash. What could be a more natural than gasoline and pizza?" Coincidentally, Duke Energy announced a similar plan to buy out Little Ceasar's Pizza chain. Wall Street cheered the news, sending energy stocks soaring...************

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Crazy Bread or NO DEAL!

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

With a mime performance by The Two Mile Island Players.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'll bet he uses a knife and fork to eat it.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's what the planet craves.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

That's a half-life.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Would you like frack fries with that?

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

You forgot: One dead and one presumed. Hat Trick!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

But they're Jerb Creators!!!1!

Those pizzas won't deliver themselves...