**************And in other business news, Exxon-Mobil today announced plans to take over the Domino's Pizza chain. "It's all about diversifying our brand, said CEO Snidley Whiplash. What could be a more natural than gasoline and pizza?" Coincidentally, Duke Energy announced a similar plan to buy out Little Ceasar's Pizza chain. Wall Street cheered the news, sending energy stocks soaring...************
What the frack, everyone loves pizza, but does Chevron own Bobtown Pizza,I want me some DiCarlos iffin they are buying thats the best in the area.
Pizza!? WTF, is Michael Dunn running Chevron's outreach program?
I know! I am so ashamed of myself. I will immediately mail my month's salary to Chevron as penance for my heinous deeds.
I think you mean Tom Corbett.
And underlined.
All I'm getting is a highly visible finger.
Just set the thing in the front yard. It will be fully cooked in a minute or two.
**************And in other business news, Exxon-Mobil today announced plans to take over the Domino's Pizza chain. "It's all about diversifying our brand, said CEO Snidley Whiplash. What could be a more natural than gasoline and pizza?" Coincidentally, Duke Energy announced a similar plan to buy out Little Ceasar's Pizza chain. Wall Street cheered the news, sending energy stocks soaring...************
Crazy Bread or NO DEAL!
With a mime performance by The Two Mile Island Players.
I'll bet he uses a knife and fork to eat it.
It's what the planet craves.
That's a half-life.
Would you like frack fries with that?
You forgot: One dead and one presumed. Hat Trick!
But they're Jerb Creators!!!1!
Those pizzas won't deliver themselves...