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Pixeloid's avatar

I’ve heard reports that about 3000 of the people in Chicago kidnapped by Nazis have disappeared. Until we see evidence otherwise, we can probably assume they’re at the bottom of Lake Michigan, or wherever the Gestapo disposes their victims’ bodies.

Robert Eckert's avatar

"Bovino and these dumbshit agents are having their 15 minutes of fame!" BUT NO JAIL TIME! Jesus, when will the judges understand that until they say "I find you in contempt and remand you into custody" nothing will change? All they are doing is saying "STOP or I'll say STOP again!"

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Clean up or what? Nothing ever happens to them.

motmelere's avatar

Terms like federal agents and law enforcement should enrage real cops. US marshals chase dangerous people, the FBI used to do shit other than cosplay Scooby Doo, and our DOD wasn't committing murders for fun on the high seas. WTF Po-Po? Your silence damns you.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I feel like melting ICE.

Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

Not one of these ICE / CBP / DHS / WHOGIVESAFUCK bastards should still be breathing and up-right with a pulse.

motmelere's avatar

Wow. A just world would give them incurable diseases, but most of us are not down with murder.

Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

THEY seem to be, to all appearances. Sauce for the goose &c

beb's avatar

I wish these judges would start handling out Contempt of Court citations with lock-ups.

PJO22's avatar

They have to be held accountable even if Trump pardons the guilty ones. So embarrassing for our country and what we have become.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Whenever I see that Bovino jerkoff, he reminds me a little of Sgt. Voight (sp?), the grizzled whatever in charge on "Chicago P.D." That is basically a Dick Wolf show for those who think the cops in the "Law & Order" franchise are too nice. The Voight character is forever shoving his gun into the mouths of handcuffed suspects to force a confession, because he's just that tough.

I guess life imitates art.

(As you can tell, I've watched barely any of CPD. If you're a fan and I wronged the show somehow, find somebody who cares and complain to them.)

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

I hate that show. Hubby used to watch it and protested "but they're all bad guys!" and I was all...the fuck, what if they're not actually bad guys? What if they're just witnesses or wrong place wrong time?

He stopped watching it

fuflans's avatar

my life partner works on the dick wolf stuff (as do several of my actor peers). i didn't think it was that bad?

i've never seen any of them...

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

oh it's terrible XD To me anyway. It tries way too hard to be edgy and miranda rights and all the amendments are sort of flat out ignored. Hubby liked it though.

LP's avatar

That show is probably where Bovino got all his "training".

simpledinosaur's avatar

It seems obvious that "terrorize Democratic Party-allied communities any way you can" is ICE's mission, delivered to them by Donald Trump and a few of his key advisors. It takes a special kind of sadistic fascist goon to warm up to that kind of mission.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I don't think any of these asswipes will be actually prosecuted when the regime changes. However, I do think that the majority of them will be laid off. Once out the door, they will find it impossible to get hired at anything to do with law enforcement, or really anything. Think of their resumes, "ICE agent." No one will want to touch them with a ten foot pole. Maybe they will be able to pick up landscape work by standing in the parking lot at Home Despot.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

If they do that, hope they somehow picked up a little Spanish.

(Besides 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘰, 𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘫𝘰, etc. Those won't get them very far.)

Darrell Leland's avatar

Every time something like this happens posts about it are swarmed with bro trolling, all screeching out "this is what I voted for." The whole ICE spectacle is cruelty porn, and Kristie Noem is the plastic blow up doll running it all. I would bet money she got the job BECAUSE of the pet shooting.

fuflans's avatar

also everytime this happens, more THOUSANDS of us show up on chicago street corners.

personally - as a smol white woman over 40 -- i CANNOT FUCKING WAIT to meet one of them in person in my fucking city on my fucking bike.

(though honestly my encounter with a skunk in my chicago back yard last night was not a profile in courage...)

Darrell Leland's avatar

Oh I know, though I'd note that one of the few times you might actually meet one of these worms is when they go ballistic and decide to start shooting.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

She got the job because the pet shooting ensured that she would need one.

Trump likes washed-up governors. He made one his first VP, after all. They're nice and tractable.

Darrell Leland's avatar

For trump, cruelty is an initiation rite, like joining a gang. You have to show him something evil you've done.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Nobody has explained his complicated salute thingy he did when he left the courthouse after being yelled at by the judge... 'Stand Back and Stand By?!?'

Erisian's avatar

"who answers directly to Kristi Noem"

Who answers directly to Corey Lewandowski who answers directly to the Corrupt Coral Coward, who answers directly to Stephen Miller.

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"only admitted he lied after he got caught caught on camera"

Bovino is no different than anyone else serving in the current regime up to and including the Fulvous Fuckwad hisself. If the actions in question were not recorded, audio or video, then it never occurred, yes? If such evidence is produced it is fake news, fraudulent, or just some rando trying to make the administration look like clowns; IOW, the recording is AI slop, an AI hallucination completely divorced from reality.

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"Bovino [...] punching the person in the head repeatedly and bashing his head on the pavement was not an appropriate amount of force. The entire squad, just indulging their sick fantasies, wilding out"

* What, the response wasn't violent enough?

* If the ICEholes' fantasies aren't sick they'd have no fantasies at all.

* My, how times have changed. Wilding used to be term directed at POCs for any actions that even hinted at being an assault, using force, or smelling of mayhem; today, it's the Right wingnuts wilding.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I don't think it will be possible to redeem any of these fuckers. They all need to be caged for life.